It’s Saturday Bitches, so let’s party!!
Well…you guys can party. I will be spending my entire day and evening supplying folks like you with smokes and beer.
I must man the Beer Mine from 11-9 today. Poor ol’ Matt-Man. Beer and Bagwine everywhere and not a drop to drink.
I did party yesterday, and had a few beers with Schmoop’s brother, David. I also did his city taxes while half shit faced. I’m pretty sure I filled them out correctly.
At least the temps will be in the 40’s. The way it’s been here since the first of the year, it’s going to feel like it’s summer.
Of course, with the warmer weather, every freak in town will be coming through the Beer Mine. I’ll be sure to have my camera on hand just in case that’s the um…case.
I was watching Fox and Friends this morning. I was really disappointed. Alisyn Camerota appeared to have been out shagging all night.
She looked worn out and her hair was not its usual gorgeousness. I can’t believe she’d get her freak on sans Matt-Man.
Her thighs, as always, still looked incredibly tongue-licious, so that gave me a little bit of morning wood.
And hey, what more can a guy ask for when so many Haitians are dead or wondering where their next coup will come from?
Matt-Man…Always thinking of others.
Anyhoo…I hope you all have a wonderful Saturday, and perhaps tonight when I get home I’ll pound some beer, get drunk, and go on Twitter and Facebook for a couple of hours.
I never use either of those things, but tonight could be the night. Maybe Alisyn will be on Twitter and I can finally make my move.
We’ll see, and I shall see you all tomorrow. Well, for a little bit. I have to work the Beer Mine 11-7 tomorrow as well.
Jeebus Christ, if it wasn’t for me, this town would sober up.