Boy do I catch hell when my post is not up "on time". I received a couple of e-mails about my tardiness...
To you folks who obviously started drinking the Hater-ade early today and attacked me through the tubes of the Internets, I rebuke you.
And please, my late mom had nothing to do with me not posting "on schedule". I mean, really.
The reason I am "late" today is because we are preparing for the White Death to invade Bagwine, Ohio. A full 2-4 inches of snow is on the way, and Schmoop is home sick today.
A double whammy of drammy for the Matt-Man. Oh the Humanity!!
I was just thinking of what to make for dinner tonight. I need something that is easy in case the roof falls in from the weight of the snow, the power goes out, and Schmoop needs help to the bathroom.
I thought Hamburger Helper would be a good go to meal. However...
I used all of the hamburger we had on hand in last night's repast. But then I thought, that that shouldn't stop me from making Cheesy Hashbrown off brand Hamburger Helper.
So, I may make this...
Damn straight, Bitches...Hot Dog Helper!!
Schmoop is telling me that my idea is one of the grossest things she has heard of, and at this time is saying she will not partake of it tonight.
I said unto her:
"I shall take the recipe to the readers of Bagwine, and see what they think."
So guys, gals, and transgendered meth heads....what say thou....um, thee?