Friday, January 22, 2010

June Cleaver Naked!!

With all that is going on, I haven't had much time to write anything new.

So, I found this post as I was half shit-faced Thursday night, and laughed. I was surprised by those of you who were commenting back then.

Anyhoo...I was amused.

Half Nekkid Thursday: Happy Mother's Day

Mothers’ Day is Sunday; How shall I celebrate it?

By getting nekkid with that lovable caretaker of Wally and Theodore…

Everyone’s Mom, June Cleaver!!

Love how I captured that twinkle in her eye!!

Yeah baby, she doesn’t wear a pearl necklace ‘cause it’s pretty…

She’s making a statement about getting her late 50’s, black and white freak on.

When Ward’s away, the Matt-Man and June’s beaver shall play!!

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!!

And to all of you sexy muthas out there, have a wonderful Mother's Day.

Cheers!!

26 comments:

boo said...

Bwaaaa hahahahaha! I always loved your HNT's Matty. This one was one of my all-time favorites, hands down. Talk about a blast from the past. Thank you for making my night!

3 Men and a Lady said...

So how many perverts have come by hoping to see Mrs. Cleaver's beaver? LOL

Matt-Man said...

Boo: Ha. I'm glad I could help. And you are one of the few that when you call me , "Matty" I melt. Cheers Boo!!

Lady: Ha..It's early yet. I'll give you a full count when they come in. Cheers D!!

Isobel said...

I stumbled here from searching 'Pat Robertson is an asshole' but after reading your Kwanzaa Rumination, I am hooked on the crack-pipe of your insight. I haven't laughed so hard since listening to Olbermann tell Limbaugh and Robertson that they have no souls. Just one idiot calling 2 other idiots out.

As for potted meat food product, it REALLY does make an excellent conversation piece; I didn't think they still made it. There has never been confirmation of anyone ingesting that stuff, but you might consider it what with Lent coming up. It could make for an interesting piece.

I, too, live in Ohio and have worked the 'crappy Saturday shift' at the Beer Barn (they're short on original names for drive-thru's) I prefer to dig the graves with the pelvis attached to the crappy little bar we'd stick in the window at closing to "lock" it, as it (the pelvis) has more of a shovel-shape=) If I were you , I'd store the bodies in the walk-in until April. Or June.

Looking forward to seeing some bread-free Lenten recipes. Good luck!

Scott Oglesby said...

June Cleaver? Really? The first M’s-IW’d-TF (you can figure that one out) was Maggie Seaver from Growing Pains and Kate Summers from Silver Spoons. I also had a weird thing for both mothers on The Flintstones. Now, I have a really, really weird thing for Lois Griffin (Family Guy)….. she’s just such a dirty, filthy woman…. I have to stop; I’m starting to feel a certain kinda way….

Doc said...

Im not sure that was the way I wanted to start my day butt Cheers anyway Matt Man!

Matt-Man said...

Isobel: Ha...Thanks for the comment and for the email. The Beer Barn? I love it!! Hope you comment often. Cheers Isobel!!

Scott: Ha. YOu touched on something that I will be covering soon: Cartoon characters I'd love to fuck.

At the top of my list? Erin Esurance. Cheers Scott!!

Matt-Man said...

Doc: I don't know what it is but you make me laugh out loud everyday. Cheers Doc!!

Dianne said...

ahhhh sex in black and white, I remember it well

Matt-Man said...

Dianne: Ha...My you're up early. And now I'm UP early. Cheers Sexy!!

David said...

Fun re-run Matt-Man

As a teen-ish guy, I never got the urge to think of women old enough to be my own cougar as MILFs but now that I am the age they were then, things are looking much more appealing. So Mrs Cleaver, lets have a good look at that beaver.

Matt-Man said...

David: Well ya know Ward wasn't doing anything with it. He was too busy, um...not doing anything. Cheers David!!

Bond said...

June was one hot mama indeed...and you know Ward took her every single night...

Joker_SATX said...

OK, so yeah, I will admit it. I am guilty! Seeing June Cleaver's Beaver would have been a Win!!

But I still was laughing like a dumbass at this post.

Phfrankie Bondo said...

..."Show me the beaver!"...

Matt-Man said...

Bond; She made a mean baloney sandwich. Cheers Vin!!

Joker: Ha. Give this man an Honesty Award, dammitt!! Cheers Joker!!

Matt-Man said...

Phfrankie: I'm not even going to respond to that. Mainly because I am thinking about other things...like...beaver. Cheers P-Man!!

Isobel said...

So whose bed are you going to use; her's or Ward's?

Thanks to your blog, I have had a longstanding question answered; I was persuaded to pop over and visit Amid's blog on 'Knitta, Please!' so now I know about the 'Phantom Knitta' who cozied the bench outside the Fish -n- Stuff. It niggled, yes niggled, the back of my brain for years. Thanks for keepin' it real, Matt!

Mike said...

Add one to 3M&L's list.

Four Dinners said...

Who? What? When?

It is?

Too much voddy....

Who the fuck is June thingy?

Desert Rat said...

Gotta love the classics! Cheers, m'dear!

Matt-Man said...

Isobel: I can't sleep in her bed if its anything like Schmoop's. Frickin' cripples me!! I'll just sleep on Kelly. Ha, niggled. Cheers!!

Mike: I don't know what that means, but thanks. Cheers!!

Four: Ha...Drink up man nothing to see here. Cheers!!

Matt-Man said...

Rat: Mmmmmmmm, that's all. Just mmmmmmmmmm. Cheers my adorable friend!!

Michele said...

Well, as JR says: Daddy is always hunting beaver.

Have a great weekend.

metalmom said...

I got pearls for Christmas and discovered the hard way that there is no nice way to tell your parents that your husband "gave you a pearl necklace"

I always dig a good look at those muscular thighs!!

egypt-panorama.com said...

so now I know about the 'Phantom Knitta' who cozied the bench outside the Fish -n- Stuff. It niggled, yes niggled, the back of my brain for years.
Thank you for making my night