Saturday, January 23, 2010

Kudos To You All

I have to work today…well, tonight anyway, because Pizza Bill is a big pussy and doesn’t like to close, but anyhoo…

Remind me to revisit my issues with Pizza Bill prior to my birthday, so I can guilt him in to giving me a free pizza for my birthday which, I might add, falls on the same day as the Super Bowl this year!!

Do you hear me, Bill? Well, do you punk!?

Okay…sorry…I digressed, and or whatever.

I haven’t been chatting it up of late because I have been working on my new site, and I can only do one thing at a time.

I am not a good multi-tasker unless you consider one who can toss a chick’s salad while he’s filling out his tax forms a good multi-tasker. And by the way, I deduct the cost of condoms on health grounds.

The chick’s health, not mine. But anyhow…

Since I will be working today and tomorrow, I wanted to take this time to thank all of you.

I asked for suggestions for my new site, and you all came through with great ideas.

I know…even though Schmoop thinks you’re a bunch of twelve year olds in grown up bodies, I dig all ya alls asses.

P-Man, Mick, Scott, David, Lu, Lady, Vin, Jay, Al, Di, Joker, Boo (mmmm, Boo), Doc and all of the others including my beloved, Rat. Y’all came through.

I want to give a special shout out to Isobel. Isobel just recently stopped by and drank the Bagwine. I think she digs it.

Isobel, who is a fellow Ohioan, gave me the skinny on a place near her that hires comedians. I want to thank her for taking the time to email me and passing the info on.

Okay…that’s all I got…merely a housekeeping kind of post. I hope you all enjoy yourselves while I am working this weekend.

And if you don’t?

Shame on you…

Cheers!!

19 comments:

Jeff B said...

Another couple for you:

"Matt-Man Mahoney, the cure for the common comic"

"Looking at life through a rose colored bottle"

and one of your own doings that I think is brilliant:

"Putting the F-U into fun since May 2006"

My thinking cap is still on and I'll email you if inspiration should strike.

3 Men and a Lady said...

Oooh I like Jeff's 2nd idea. That's really good. But you need to have your name at the beginning so it's "out there".

Matt-Man said...

Jeff: Ha. The cure for the common comic is pretty damn good. Well Done. Keep em coming, and thanks. Cheers Jeff!!

Lady: Yeah, I will make sure that my name is out there regardless of what I go with. The diet thing suits you well by the way. Rowwwwr. Cheers D!!

3 Men and a Lady said...

Are you referring to the pic on my latest post? If so, that's my goal-body, the pic was taken a few years ago. And thank you :-)

Scott Oglesby said...

That’s what I’m here to do; help and laugh! I still have to email you again. I’ve been busy with real life as well as of late.

That’s funny about your birthday. My daughter was born during Super Bowl 33 in 1999. All I needed was for Denver to kick that field goal at the end of the game (instead of kneeling and letting the clock run out) and I would have won 50k in the biggest bracket I’ve ever played, a grand a piece. It was still the best day of my life!! Still….. WHY COULDN’T THEY KICK THE FUCKING FIELD GOAL???????

~Isobel~DingoDoll said...

Thanks for the shout-out, Matt-Man. I have drank of the Bagwine that quenches all thirst! (Stole that one from Poe)We Ohioan's gotta stick together. I hope to see you down here soon. Bring plenty of Bagwine tees so we can educate these crazy kids on the finer points of WIR and stop all this Boonesfarm madness. I agree Pizza Bill should hook you up since your B-day is on Superbowl. Go Jonas Bros!

Matt-Man said...

Lady: I was just referring to the pic youre using here, but I just checked out the picture you were talking about. Holy Cow. I think it moved. Cheers D!!

Scott: Ha. You're a mess. No worries on the email. I understand being busy, but my problem of late is that I have just been lazy. Cheers Scott!!

Matt-Man said...

Isobel: Ha. Kids these days. Boonesfarm. It's a sad situation Isobel. I'd like to make my way down there. I haven't really hung out in SE Ohio in quite awhile, and there is something about river towns that make me swoon and enhance my bagwine buzz. Cheers and Thanks, you Dingo Doll, you!!

Doc said...

Happy Weekend Matt-Man. hope you and Scmoop have a good one... enjoy! I will be drinking like a fish 'cause my in laws are in town and the is my coping mechanism. (come monday it will be alright... 'cause they will leave)

Matt-Man said...

Doc: Hee Hee. Good luck with the visit and let me say, this would be a perfect time for you to try some wild Irish Rose.

Schmoop and I will have a wunnerful weekend because as I am woking all weekend we won't be getting on each other's nerves. Cheers Doc!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...Back to the post where we could ask you questions...

Dear Matt-Man:

Will winter ever frickin' end or is it gonna frickin' rain until the Baby Jeebus comes back?

Signed,

Soaked in Sacramento

Matt-Man said...

Phfranikie: Upon the waxing of the first full moon after the vernal equinox, the Holy Baby Jeebus shall rise again and the rains will wane. At least I think that's what will happen. Cheers P-Man!!

Jay said...

Yeah, "The cure for the common comic" is pretty damn funny.

Have a great day selling much needed beer and smokes to the masses dude. And I'll drink along with them from here.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Ha. It was pretty good, and I knew I could count on you to party for me. As I am working later, I will live vicariously through you. Cheers Jay!!

metalmom said...

I only got as far as "toss a chick’s salad while he’s filling out his tax forms" Now I am fantasizing that you show up at my house before April 15!!

Love ya dude!

Matt-Man said...

Metal: Ha. For you, I would be there in a minute. Cheers Metal!!

boo said...

Cure for the Common Comic is pretty freakin' fantabulous, as are super-bowl birthdays and pizza.

I can sympathize with Doc on the in-laws thing, 'cept it's me own mother that's driving me bat-shit crazy. Ahhhh, family. You can't live with them, you can't stew 'em in a pot.

Let's just color me jealous, and get it over with, hmmm? *snicker* I think I'm going to go climb into a bottle WIR myself before Monday rolls around.

Matt-Man said...

Boo: Ha...I'd send you a pot but I don't have one that is "Family Sized". Enjoy the WIR. It does wonders. Cheers Boo!!

Lu' said...

A kudos from Matt-Man beats the snackbar kind all to hell :)