Thursday, January 28, 2010

A Public Service Announcement: Big Chicks Rock!!

The other day, Bagwine buddy, Dana wrote about how society oft times doesn't look at bigger women in a good light. She discussed the effect that it has on social acceptance, self-esteem issues, blah, blah, blah...

You know...Stuff more well-suited for a break out session at the
August BlogHer Conference. Hee, Hee...sorry Dana.

Well folks...I have plenty of acceptance for bigger women and let me show you why...








I felt that I needed to post this in order to show that I am an accepting person and to create awareness that voluptuous women have feelings too.

And if I could, I would touch each and every one of these women in order to see what those feelings...um...feel like.

Cheers!!

Update: Some folks may wonder why I love Schmoop so much. I think the following email I received from her explains it all:

"What on earth is this post for???? I've been waiting three hours for this??? Please explain..."

Ha. I dig her.

38 comments:

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...you're such a "touchy-feely" kind of guy!...

Matt-Man said...

Phfrankie: I try to get into the "soul" of a person. I don't care how long I have to beg. Cheers P-Man!!

Scott Oglesby said...

That right there is a whole lotta loving my friend. And I’ve heard that they are really, really appreciative and grateful….. and show their gratitude in a variety of wonderful ways! What? I kid, I kid…

In all honestly I think bigger girls have more beautiful faces, and I am a face man. But, being only 5’9 I’ve never dated a girl you could call big. Maybe I’m insecure? I really hate too skinny though, that’s just gross. So I guess if I had to, I could pleasure the second one down. Ohh, and she’d be grateful!

Matt-Man said...

Scott: Are we twins? That second one makes me swoon too. Rowwwwwwr. I'm six foot, but my ex is 5'9 and big. She was intimidating, and not in a good way. She's good looking, but, well..she liked to hit me, and not in a sexual way. Cheers Scott!!

Dana said...

I think I need to go visit Scott in all of my 6' BIG GIRL glory!

Sing with me ... ♫ Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round ♫

Matt-Man said...

Dana: Ha...Attack of the Amazon Gargoyle. Scott, submit...there is no other option. Cheers Dana!!

Mike said...

I vote for #2 also. Need the whole pic with the high heels to complete the fantasy though.

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Or boots..Boots baby...She'd look good in boots. Boots and nuffin' else. Cheers Mike!!

Bond said...

Such a giver

Jay said...

While I totally agree with both you and Dana, I feel that maybe the skinny girls are being totally left out. But, if I do a post defending skinny girls, I'll be in more danger than you are after your BlogHer post. haha ;-)

Matt-Man said...

Bond: I know. Just ask Schmoop. I'd give her more, but she keeps pushing me away. Cheers Vin!!

Jay: Skinny girls? Do a post a about Schmoop. She relatively skinny but she thinks she's fat, of course she also thinks The Sound of Music is a watchable movie.

Do a post about her, and she may very well actually move down to Arkansas with you. Cheers Jay!!

Doc said...

Now that I have to go to HR and explain why your blog was up on my computer I can say OH YESSSSSS gimme the curves!

Matt-Man said...

Doc: HAAAAAAA. Good luck Doc. Tell em' you were being "accepting" of others. Cheers Doc!!

Lu' said...

Damn! make me shape me any way you want me but make look like them girls. That's if I had to stay plus sized but I'd rather loose it and be just less than plus sized. Oh I feel I've shared too much. I must eat a cookie and console myself HA!

Matt-Man said...

Lu: Ha. Very Good. Screw the cookie, I've got some "consolation" fer ya. Cheers Lu!!

3 Men and a Lady said...

I'm a little more on the fleshy side myself and never have been Kate Moss thin. I'm working on losing some weight now, but I never want to be skinny. I don't understand why men like skinny, bony girls. Women are supposed to be soft and curvy.

Matt-Man said...

Lady: Damn right they are. Soft and curvy is the way to go. I've made Kate Moss jokes in the past. That bony, skinny crap is just hideous. People's bodies should reflect that they are enjoying life to some degree. Cheers D!!

Four Dinners said...

"Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go rounnnnnd!!!"

Actually, if I'm honest, they don't 'do it' for me.

Always been into small and petite.

Not my fault. Just the way I am.

Physical attraction is a very personal thing. Personally it's small and petite.

Not that a 'big' girl can't look great but I'd worry if they 'went on top'.....I like breathin'....;-)

Pretty much every girl I've ever had has been small and petite.

Wifey of 24 years is 5 feet 1 inch and about 7 stone at her heaviest.

I think I was frightened off by a girl at college when I was 16. She virtually stalked me and she was easily 18 stone or more.

Terrifying experience....

Matt-Man said...

Four: Jeebus Christ, you're funny, and more than a bit fucked up. Here's to ya FD. Cheers!!

Angell said...

Matt – you HAD to post this during my PMS week. I’m catching up on the last few months, but needed to pop in and say that these models are NOT your average every day BBW. They are MODELS. And like all models, they are squeezed and pushed and prodded and airbrushed into those outfits.

Trust me, I am a BBW. I am a huge fan of Hips & Curves (where those wonderful images came from). But there is no way in HELL that I will look like that when my Duchess Steel Boned Corset arrives. Dana is totally right about the effect that those skinny wenches (and the asshats that worship them and shove them down our throats repeatedly) have on our self esteem.

Just because you’re a god amongst mortals doesn’t mean that the rest of us reside on Mount Olympus with you.

Get some real women on here. :P

steps off soap box and looks around for pint of Chunky Monkey

Matt-Man said...

Angell: You've known me for quite awhle and you say this? You know me better than that.

"Just because you’re a god amongst mortals doesn’t mean that the rest of us reside on Mount Olympus with you."

Ha...If I'm Zeus...Zeus has a big ol' beer gut. Or would that be an Ambrosia gut? I'll get back with ya on that.

I dug Dana's post...I'm sorry that mine set you off. BUt it does beg the question...

Do you like many focus on one thing that a person does that upsets you and immediately discards the rest of what they have done over the years?

Cheers Angell!!

Karen said...

Well as a big girl myself, I agree with you! I think more men think that curvy women are hot than most people think.

Matt-Man said...

Karen: I agree. I think curvy women are the bomb. Cheeers Karen!!

Four Dinners said...

'Four: Jeebus Christ, you're funny, and more than a bit fucked up'

Why thank you Matt Man!!!

Nobody's said 'a bit' for years and years!!!...;-)

more beer....

bobbybegood1 said...

That's what I'm talking about. Big girls like us need to be on display more. REAL MEN LOVE CURVES!! Big girls ROCK!!!! Now I know why Calvin, Tommy and the rest would NEVER have us as their models -- JEALOUSY baby!!!!! We are gorgeous!

Thanx Matt

David said...

In my part of the country, those women are voluptuous for sure but they really can't claim to be big girls. Our big girls would give them a hip bump and knock them right off the bus.

I like curves but I still go for the slim girl...well, at least as slim as me.

Dana said...

Pffftttt! Like Jay needs to give those skinny, shapeless, looking like little boys, Asian chicks any more attention.

What? Me?? A skinny girl hater? Why yes ... YES.I.AM! Now shut up or I'll bring my BIG GIRL self on over there, lay on top of you and smother you with these 40DD's until you can't breathe!

And to think I almost gave up my blogger crush on you for the likes of Jay ... *giggle*

Desert Rat said...

Some of the most beautiful women I know are large. I am, however, concerned about the health of overweight women. It's not the visual, it's a terrifying thing like increased incidence of heart disease, diabetes, hypertension, certain types of cancers...

... and spilling over into my seat on the airplane... that's just not fair. They ought to make the effing seats bigger!

If I was batting for the other team, I'd pick number three because she has really pretty eyes.

Michele said...

It took you 3 hours to find 4 pictures of Rubenesque women? Dude, are you sure that's what you were doing?

Dana said...

Michele, my money is on the idea that he found TONS of other pics, but the were so tantalizing that he could only find the TIME to post 4 of them ... between Rubenesque-ing himself!

Matt-Man said...

Four: Ha. I dig ya. Cheers FD!!

Bobby: Anytime...I hate jealousy. In fact, if a chick is the jealous kind I say, Bugger Off. Unless she's really totally hot. Cheers Bobby!!

David: Really? In spite of Schmoop being the love of my life, I dig bigger women. They usually have big boobs and are almost always funnier. Cheers David!!

Matt-Man said...

Dana: Ha. Natalie Portman could be flicked away with the snap of a finger. What's he thinking? Cheers Dana!!

Rat: You are quite the artiste...Her eyes are exactly what drew me to her. Cheers Rat!!

Michele: Ha. Nooooo. I was researching Rubenesque paintings and just happened upon this subject. Cheers Michele!!

Matt-Man said...

Dana: See above.. ; ) Cheers Dana!!

bobbybegood1 said...

IMHO -- only a dog wants a bone, hahahahaha!!

Matt-Man said...

Bobby: Ha Well said. Cheers Bobby!!

Jay said...

What? Now there was just no need to take a cheap shot at Natalie Portman like that. haha ;-)

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Ha. I had to. It was there...I shot, although it was hard to hit 'cause she's so damn skinny. Cheers Jay!!

Angell said...

Oh Matt - I'm not pissed. Far from it.

I wish there were more ways than happy faces and LOL's to indicate when I'm attempting to be funny - it doesn't come across as naturally for me as it does for some of the other lovely people in the blogosphere. As I mentioned, I read it during my PMS week. Hell, during this week (especially this particular one) a Garfield cartoon could set me off.

Love you more than Wild Irish Rose my dear. Twas all intended to be in good fun, and to tell the truth - number two is the sexiest bitch I've seen in awhile and I'm quite jealous that I can't look that good.

And yes, after all this time, I still consider you a God amongst us mere mortals, more for the fact that no matter what you post, you always bring a smile to my face.