Friday, January 29, 2010

The Three Stooges

I have been trying to work on my new site, Twittering, and Facebooking, and my mind is racing faster than John Edwards’ dick, so I thought I would simply give a couple of shout-outs to people who are relatively new to Bagwine.

Doing this accomplishes two things…It takes the pressure off of me trying to write something funny, and it makes me seem like I actually care about others.

First up, … Four Dinners
This Brit is one fucked up, mess of a man, and I love him for it. Holy Cow. If he and I were on opposing sides during the American Revolution, we would have thrown down our arms, grabbed a beer, and had a three way with Molly Pitcher.

Of course, I would hope that he and I didn’t come in contact. He’s next door to Scotland and I don’t want to be covered in Haggis funk. If you want to put a little international flavor in your lives, please check this Mad Man out.

Secondly, we have 3 Men and a Lady

She’s a mommy….She blogs…But she’s not a Mommy Blogger, per se. She’s funny, and of course as you can see…She’s hot. Of course, who isn’t when they’re thirty or so. I actually didn’t want to put her in this post because I have sin on my mind her teeth are so damn nice. I'm envious.

Her teeth remind me how bad mine are. But I couldn’t help it. I dig her too much to not include her. If you’d like to meet someone who is just an ordinary person, is muddling through life like you and I, and seems to have a great sense of humor, check ol’ Lady out.

Lastly and tertiarily, we have Scott

Scott is a funny mo-fo who lives in Spain. He used to live in Pittsburgh. I don’t know if that’s a step up or a step down. Spain…Pittsburgh…? Eh, it’s a wash...or an unwash.

Some of you may know him but never read him on here. He usually leaves comments that are 8,000 words long, so you may just skim over his words. You shouldn’t.

The dude is funnier than watching a retarded kid trying to lick an ice cream cone while rolling himself up a ramp in a wheelchair on a hot summer day.

Holy Shit…Scott makes me laugh out loud, and seems to be a nice guy unlike Four Dinners who I am sure is a complete asshole.

So there you have it folks…

If you have nothing better to do check all three of these folks out. You’ll be glad you did. I’m glad, that like you, they frequent Bagwine.

I like nice, funny people…and these three loveable goofs fit that definition.

Cheers!!

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are too kind, Matt! Thanks for the feature and the nice words. I feel almost famous now! To show my thanks, I've got your back if you find yourself in an altercation with blogher-ers, lol.

boo said...

Hmmmm, new bloggy-goodness to get addicted to? Ok. Thank you! Slap my ass and call me easy, I'll bite!

Schmoop said...

Lady: Anytime and thanks for having my back. Since you have my back, can I have your front? ; ) Have a wunnerful Friday and keep writing D. Cheers!!

Boo: Don't ya hate that? I can't help it. These three are pretty funny. I had to share, and now...please bite. Cheers Boo!!

Lu' said...

Hellooooooo. Yep I'm a skimmer. For someone with not a lot going on I sure don't seem to have a great deal of time. Could have something to do with my blogging is done alot at work shhh don't tell OK. Welcome to Bagwine y'all. Keep swallowing you get used to the taste :)

Schmoop said...

Lu: That's the second time today that I have laughed out loud. Thanks for that Lu. Cheers!!

Jay said...

Yeah, those three are okay, I guess. If you're into all that being entertained by smart and funny people who are great writers stuff. ;-)

Scott Oglesby said...

Wow thanks! This is quite an honor to be prominently featured on your blog and lathered in praise. I’m afraid you went to far though because there is nothing funnier than a retarded kid doing anything, much less trying to juggle two difficult physical tasks.

The only thing I have to mention is living in Florida for 5 years in between Pgh and Spain. I have that to thank for my gift of crazy. I’m going to make it a point to check out all of your other commenters as well…..

Thanks again Matt!

Schmoop said...

Jay: Yeah I know what you mean. Laughing n' shit just ain't all its cracked up to be. I hope you have power and plenty of booze during your ice storm. Cheers Jay!!

Scott: Honored? You are so easily pleased. You're right about the kid but you come pretty damn close. Here's to ya buddy, keep up the funny. Cheers Scott!!

Ken said...

Coming here every day for the last year or so, it's kinda cool to see the faces come and go.

Four Dinners, is a tad tilted and some kind of funny. He spells funny too!

3 Men and a Lady certainly does shine, and fits right in here with her witty gritty smile.

Scott is ....................ahhh...................................................I think he's a world roaming .......PAIN IN THE ASS!
But definitly...a really GOOD GUY!

Schmoop said...

Micky: Believe it or not Mick, you, me, Lu, P-Man, and Dice have been hooking up on here for TWO years now. And no one has died!!

I agree with all of your assessments. This place is a smogasbord of fun. Cheers Mick!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...you said "mommy"....

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: D'oh!! I did, didn't I? Sorry to get you all aroused so early in the morning. Cheers P-Man!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...that's alright. But after seeing Mic in his "moo moo" I just don't know how much I can take...

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: Ha. Was he gorgeous, or what? I wanted to go all Zero Mostel on him. Cheers P-Man!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...I want to slap him!...

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: Ha...Mick or Zero Mostel? Cheers P-Man!!

Ken said...

I was outside working and my ears started ringing.....

Schmoop said...

Micky: Ha...P-Man and I were drooling over your feminine side. Cheers Mick!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

Mic: I think I hear the bells of the Sanitorium ringing...just for you...

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: Fire up the Metallica for Mick. Cheers P-Man!!

bobbybegood1 said...

Matt-Man -- you are the MAN!! Thanx for making me feel soooooo welcomed/at home at your blog. Not many do (make people feel welcomed), that is.

Checked out all 3 bloggers. My conclusion: Lady, we will definately get along because she likes Bridges of Madison County -- one of my fave movies. Scott, well just because he is -- well, cool. As far as Four -- jury's still out on this one. Why? Because I work in the field of addictions (alcohol and other drugs) and he might need my help. So there could be relational conflict. If I'm his therapist, I can not have a dual relationship with him. LMAO!!! The sad part is that -- after reading his profile -- we could become good friends. Ah hell, let em bring me up before the licensing board. LOL!!

Schmoop said...

Bobby: Ha. Licensure be damned, um..dammit. Glad you like stopping by Bobby. It's a pleasure having you drop in, and please, don't be so hard on Four Dinners...He's "special". Cheers to ya!!

Ken said...

Hey, I got a whole bag of moo moo's I could model for you guys, if your into that kind of kink.

Schmoop said...

Micky: Send me a photo layout. I'll post it and we'll have, Mick's Moo Moo of the Week. Ratings Gold!! Cheers Mick!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

Mic: better yet, paste an address on the bag, hop in and mail yourself to Haiti!...

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: Ha. You are fucked up. Ha. Cheers P-Man!!

bobbybegood1 said...

I agree Matt, Phfrankie that was fucked up. LOL!!

Schmoop said...

Bobby: Agree with me and you will endear yourself to me until this world crumbles. ; ) Cheers!!

Dianne said...

I met both Scott and Four Dinners from their comments here and I'm so glad I did

they're both wonderful

I'll check out Lady although she is awfully pretty and that annoys me

~Isobel~DingoDoll said...

WOOT! That was nice! You have some great and funny peeps here Matt! WTFG, 4-D, 3 M&L and Scott!

~Isobel~DingoDoll said...

Where's Four Dinners? He got a shout out didnt even show up? Pooooo JK =)

Schmoop said...

Isobel: They are pretty funny. Four Dinners is probably sitting in jail somewhere. Cheers Dingo!!

Schmoop said...

Dianne: Yeah, but you're smokin' hot. Cheers Sexy!!