Thursday, February 11, 2010

Schmoopiosity

Matt-Man Made Me Do This…

He wanted ME to post something and I thought, what the hell..? I’ll post four decades of me.


See the first photo is of me is a cutesy, boo, boo, big fat baby fat picture taken sometime in 1966?


Yes, I just dated myself…I’m secure in my age. Oh, who the fuck am I kidding! Anyhoo….

Dude, except that black and white of me in junior year photography class? Way cool, huh?


Then I go thru some transformations…..Okay, I fuckin’ age dramatically! Yada, Yada, Yada…

Look…

I am stuck in this house with the Matt-Man on a snow, mother fucking blowing, bitch ass cold day, (which if you know Matt-Man, it isn’t the worst thing in the world ; )) and he asks me to write a post.

This is what you get. I think this is pretty good actually.

Well, except that one picture of me in the 90’s. Did I really have to match my waistline with the greed that took place?

No, I’m not pregnant in that picture, just….well larger...um...okay, fat. I had Matt-Man crop out my sister, cuz, well just cuz. So shuddup...

The last picture of me is today, in my almost 44 year old near-sighted glory. I have managed to not get pregnant, arrested, or killed in all these years.

I personally think that is a major accomplishment, regardless of everything else.

How about you???


I do still look hot in a way...

And Matthew thinks so...I'm not into "whatever he thinks", but c'mon...it's nice to be looked at, and if you're a woman, or even a guy who says otherwise...you're lying.

Oh I'm sorry...I guess I have to utter that gay ass, Bagwine phrase...

Cheers!!

27 comments:

Mike said...

HEY! Where's picture number 7!?

3 Men and a Lady said...

LOL, you don't like saying "cheers"?

That was a great post! Looking at people's pictures growing up is interesting. BTW, I would have never guessed you as 44, you've got great skin.

Jay said...

Woo-Hoo!! Schmoop hawtness through the years! Love it. The hawtness increases with each pic too. Well done babe. ;-)

katherine. said...

so the junior year photog class...is this a self portrait? were you in the class or....

who took the picture?

glad I came back to see this post!

The Covert Lover said...

Excellent post indeed! I am a picture FANATIC though, so it's right up my alley. I just love the hair in the junior pic! :)
And I very much agree with Lady - (even though you don't look all too happy in today's pic) you look absolutely great and have amazing skin!

Ahem... Cheer!

Scott Oglesby said...

You have aged beautifully and gracefully Schmoop! I think you’re sexier now than ever, and that Matt is a lucky guy. I for one would like to see more of you on these hallowed pages. This blog needs a feminine touch!

MysteryChick said...

Shmoop, you look fantastic, dare I say Shmoopalicious?

I have to laugh at your junior year pic though and only because we had the exact same hair style!

You are a lovely lady and absolutely correct about ALL of us liking to be looked at (as long as it's not because there's a piece of toilet paper stuck to your shoe).

Micky-T said...

Hard to believe how old you really are, you look like a twenty something babe to me.

Matt-Man said...

Hi All: I'm sure that Schmoop would love to comment back, but alas, she is at work...nursing a ginormous hangover that she accrued yesterday because she stayed home due to the snowstorm.

I'm sure she'll pop in at some point but it ain't gonna be anytime soon. And Lady?

Schmoop absolutely looooathes the "Cheers" thing that I always type.

CHEERS All!!

Irene said...

Bravo Schoomp love your post and all the great photos.(8

Doc said...

Oh Schmoop my dear reading this post and viewing your pictures has really made my day... If the Matt-Man doesn't treat you right look me up on Twitter.... ;-)

Matt-Man said...

Irene: Don't say such things right now...her head hurts and your ego boost to her will just add to the pain. ; ) Cheers Irene!!

Doc: Hey...HEY...are you trying to move in on my Schmoop? Eh, go ahead, her sanity could use the break. Cheers Doc!!

Michele said...

I love the baby photo with the Michelin man arms. I too was a pudgy baby.

Matt-Man said...

Michele: Ha. Her brother tells her that when she was like that he would charge the kids in the neighborhood a quarter to look at her. Cheers Michele!!

~Isobel~DingoDoll said...

yeah, gotta love the hair from junior year, as a woman we ALL have 2 or twelve like it!!! Go Schmoop!

Bond said...

Excellent recap of a wonderful life Schmoop...thanks for sharing with us your maturation...

Matt-Man said...

Isobel: Ha...How much did hairspray sales increase back in the 80's? I wish I had had stock in Aqua Net. Cheers Dingo!!

Bond: Why did you mention her masturbation...oh wait, you said, maturation. A thousand pardons. Cheers Vin!!

Four Dinners said...

Beautiful...er...um...eyes...that's what I was going to say. Yes. Eyes

...;-)

Matt-Man said...

Four: Ha...She does have great eyes, but you're right...it don't end there. Cheers FD!!

Dianne said...

ahhh schmoop! you're gorgeous at every stage

I adore ya girl!!

and that last shot is titilating!

Micky-T said...

I love that newest picture of you Schmoop. Can I see your feet?

Matt-Man said...

Dianne: She sooo luvs ya. Cheers Di!!

Micky: You wanna see her feet? You sick bastard; I love you. Cheers Mick!!

Schmoop said...

I want to thank everyone for your fabulous comments! I would like to respond to each and everyone of you. Unfortunately, I have been in a hell hole all day with a tremendous hangover due to my age, and debauchery of yesterday. Oh, and Mick?? My feet??? Really??? Wow.

Four Dinners said...

excuses excuses...;)

Micky-T said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Micky-T said...

Why not???? Your feet are at the bitter end of your legs, and at the other end of your legs is........

Desert Rat said...

Fantastic! I just love looking at old photos - not saying you're old 'cause I've got you beat - you could be MY little sister - but I think they are WAY fun (and the commentary cracks me up!) Big Smile!