Saturday, March 06, 2010

I See Dead People

Among my amazing gifts as an individual, of which there are few many, there is one that you may not be familiar with.

I’m fucking psychic, and I bring this up because Three Men and a Lady wrote about this topic recently.

And, my friends…I’m not psychic in a good way most of the times.

I see dead people. Not only after they are dead, but before as well.

I had a dream on December 19th 1988 that a plane would crash and catch on fire…two days later?

Pan-Am flight 103 crashed killing a total of 270 people. I’ll never forget the damn dream. I saw a plane on fire and it gave me cold, icy goose bumps as I woke up.

Long before that, when I was nine I wanted to go see my Uncle Terry. I cried and shouted that I had to go see him before it was too late. My mom and Dad looked at me like I was an idiot…

It was three days later he was diagnosed with cancer. Six months later, he died.

Oh sure I have “happy” psychic incidents…I evidently brought a cat with me when I moved in with Schmoop oh those many years ago.

I just saw it today…She looks like Corky only with a little more white on her. She jumps on Schmoop from time to time (yes, Schmoop has felt her and “seen“ her), and she parades around…But guess what?

She isn’t real…I see her and I fucking brought her here with me. Do you know why I call her, a “her”. Because I know that she is.

My late Dad was here the other day. Yep, he was standing there in the hall wearing the coat that he wore to Church. Plain as fucking day.

He waved…Which was nice. But it still gave me the creeps.

Tim Russert? Two days before he died, he was on Morning Joe. I saw him, and you know what I said? I said, “He doesn’t look well.” Two days later…Dead.

I do a thing on my site about rock acts that have had members die…The Carpenter, The Righteous Brother, The Mama…

Well, the other day, I’m thinking…Hall and Oates…Maybe they should be Hall…Next thing I know, while neither of those two died, their bass player was pronounced dead not seven minutes after I had that thought.

My brother Phil, he was very sick but evidently couldn’t die until one thing happened…

He called my mom and wanted to speak to me before he died. He said… “Matt? Talk to me.”

“Do not go gentle into that good night.” is what I said. He said, “Exactly.”

And then he passed…What the fuck? I have psychic thoughts all the time, but this dying thing creeps me out.

I’m not crazy…Schmoop has seen it, experienced it, and has witnessed one of her friends get creeped out by my sense.


And you guys thought I was just a bald headed playboy...silly you..Of course I knew that.

Oh well…that’s all I got today. Must work 11 to fucking 9...Oy Vay

Cheers!!

29 comments:

Michele said...

I had the strangest dream that wasn't really a dream about a conversation I had with my late father-in-law so anyone else that has these type things happen to them is alright to me.

3 Men and a Lady said...

It's interesting how it presents itself, isn't it? Another thing in life that's out of our control.

I think some people are more "available" to their 6th sense. You are one of those people.

The cat story is very cool. Does your cat react to it?

David said...

OMG - my phone number is 555-555-1212.
If you see me in one of these 'about-to-be-dead' visions, please call so I can get my affairs in order tout suite.

Thank you Matt Man - you are a psychic genius.

God (or jeebus) bless you. Amen.

Matt-Man said...

Michele: I have had conversations and they aren't dreams. My Dad stole a pack of cigarettes from me once. And he had been dead for two years. Cheers!!

Lady: Yes...Corky is often caught playing with the "other" cat. We try to chalk it up to her retardedness, but there's only so much you can do with that. Cheeers D!!

Matt-Man said...

David: I don't see you dying in the near future...I see you hanging around for awhile in order to harrass me. ; ) Cheers David!!

Doc said...

Didn't you just have a thought or dream abotu Sarah Palin and Steven Hawking recently?

Matt-Man said...

Doc: Ha...Yes I did, but they didn't die, nor would I want Sarah to die. Where would I get my material? Cheers Doc!!

Four Dinners said...

You're not bloody well seeing me then!!!!....er...let me know if you do. Well someone'll need to tell me I'm dead!!...;-)

Matt-Man said...

Four: I hope that never happens. The world would be far less funnier without you in it. Cheers FD!!

Micky-T said...

That ain't nothing....

I see you as a bald headed playboy on stage!

Matt-Man said...

Micky: Ha. Thanks, and you will. I promise. Cheers Mick!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...do you see many baloney sangwiches in my future?...

Matt-Man said...

Phfrankie: No, but only because in addition to giving up bread in my diet, I refuse to envision it as well. So my visions may be off in that respect. Cheers P-Man!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...dang...

Micky-T said...

Help Phfrankie out will ya....

how about hotdogs wrapped in baloney and covered with linguine and cheese, do you see much of that in his future?

Matt-Man said...

Micky: I can see that minus the linguine...it's pasta ya know and I can't eat it right now. Cheers Mick!!

Micky-T said...

...dang...

Clay Perry said...

I knew it.. your a god damned witch...

Matt-Man said...

Micky: Sorry...I miss it myself. Cheers Mick!!

Clay: Ha. I have actually been called that on numerous occasions. Cheers Clay!!

Jay said...

Freak.

I don't have that kind of power, but I do see and talk to dead people. Well, I haven't in a long time cause it was disturbing. When I was a kid I had conversations with my grandfather who died 10 years before I was born. I don't really remember them now.

Anyway, if I'm going to kick let me know. I don't wanna be one of those people walking around for all of eternity not knowing what hit him. haha

Scott Oglesby said...

Wow that is crazy. We are both very sensitive signs to those kinds of things. I’ve done the same things, but to a lesser degree. I’m seriously working on improving it now through meditation and some other stuff. And it’s working……… Maybe the two of us should get together and make some crazy good shit happen?

Mike said...

Psychic me some Missouri lottery numbers. I'll split the winning with you. ..... NO, really I WILL! Trust me. Have I ever lied to you?

VE said...

Well if you see dead people, could you pick up some good one liners from Johnny...Leno might need them...

Desert Rat said...

Whoa, Dude! Excellent! I've had some paranormal experiences, as well. And once I clearly heard a petunia speak to me (I was gonna toss him - it was a him - and he cried out "I'm not dead!"). Ooohhh... so I guess I'm seeing the "un-dead."

Let me know if you get any vibes or visions about me, 'kay? Just don't want to be caught off guard, you know, before I have a chance to leave you a case of Wild Irish Rose and a case of Godiva Chocolates for Schmoop in my will.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Ha. I'll make sure to give you a heads up. I'm sweetheart like that. Cheers Jay!!

Scott: Yeah we need to start some shit. I used to meditate, but haven't in a long, long time. Cheers to ya Buddy!!

Mike: I wish I could do that. I'd hit the Powerball pot myself, and take care of all your asses. Cheers Mike!!

Matt-Man said...

VE: Ugh, no kiddin'. Hope you're well, funny man. Enjoy the weekend. Cheers!!

Rat: I hate uppity petunias. I hope its dead. I'd always let you know, adorable one. Especially if there's Rose involved. Cheers Rat!!

Tug said...

This stuff truly fascinates me...how awesome! OK, maybe not people dying, but still. I saw a psychic medium once, he told me things about my brother that passed he couldn't have known (I didn't know them, but got answers from family later)...I love hearing about this stuff!

Matt-Man said...

Tug: Me too, Tug. I have always been fascinated by the paranormal. I dig stuff like what you said about your encounter. Cheers Tug!!

The Covert Lover said...

Creepy but interesting.
My grandpa always knows when someone is pregnant before they do; he dreams it.
I'm not sure which one would be worse - but I hope neither of you have any dreams/visions of me. Ever.