Tuesday, March 16, 2010

St. Patrick's Day Is Drawing Nigh!!

Erin Go Braugh-Less, Bitches!! It’s St. Patrick’s Day Eve…

It’s Tuesday night as I type this, and visions of leprechauns, green beer, and Irish Babes are dancing around in me head.

As I told you earlier today, we are having a Bagwine St. Patty’s Day party over the magical tubes that are the internets on Wednesday.

Yours truly will in Irish spirit, be partying all damn day. And…

You can join me through my blog updates, on my Twitter account, on my Facebook page, and through Yahoo Instant Messaging (neshobadude).


Hell, I even fixed the issue with my mic, so my Skype account (Matt Man) is now functional as well!!

The official start to the drinking festivities will begin right after I call my son before he goes to school.

So, expect the first St. Patrick’s Day update of my debauchery and shenanigans some time between 7:30 and 8:00 on Wednesday morning.

Until then, I shall be dreaming of Irish chicks such as these…




and perhaps, even this one...


And of course, I will dream of copious amounts of green beer…

Until the ’morrow, I bid you a good night’s sleep and dreams as lovely as the forty shades of green in Ireland.

Cheers!!

18 comments:

3 Men and a Lady said...

Wait a second...they have tans in Ireland?

Enjoy the festivities :-)

Matt-Man said...

Lady: Yeah, well I couldn't find any pics of hot chicks who actually live in Ireland. I improvised. Cheers D!!

MysteryChick said...

When I was a bartender I dreaded St. Patrick's Day!

My fingers would be green for days from the food coloring I had to drip into Bud Light and usually by midnight I was tired of all the amateurs asking me why I wasn't wearing a green shirt. Well dude, I thought my red hair and freckles would be enough to identify myself as Irish, that's why!

Enjoy your day Matt-Man, I will drink to you sometime tomorrow afternoon! I hope you don't mind if I skip the green beer though, maybe a shot of Jameson's instead?

Matt-Man said...

Chick: Yeah I can imagine St. Pat's Day wouldn't be the best of times for a bartender. Egads.

I will enjoy it, and I hope to hear from ya somehow, someway and we can do a virtual shot together. Cheers Chick!!

Michele said...

I will be missing my bit o'Irish tomorrow. He'll be home with the pets and I'll be dodging politicians.

Matt-Man said...

Michele: I know...That's sad. Dodging politicos on such a wonderful day. I'll drink one for both you and JR. Cheers Michele!!

Jay said...

I downloaded that same pic of the chick with the Irish flag, but decided to use a different one. Seriously.

Happy St. Patrick's Day dude!

Matt-Man said...

Jay: She does have a couple of nice Blarney Stones for an ass. Same to ya, and if you're up for it you can pop my Skype Cherry tomorrow. Cheers Jay!!

Mike said...

In case anyone missed this fact, Matt-Man downloaded LARGE pictures of the flag and such. Click 'em to big 'em.

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...ahrrrrr, the peat...

Desert Rat said...

So, I'm sitting in my hotel room, eating Cheeto's and thinking, I need to check on Matt-Man. Then, dangit, I drop a Cheeto into my bed. I can't find it, but I know it's there! Now, I notice that I opened the wrong end of the bag.

I've got my camera with me. Maybe after Jay pops your Skype Cherry, I can go for sloppy seconds... now, where IS that damn Cheeto!

Desert Rat said...

Whew! Found it!

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Nice lassies. However, at me age, I'm a bit more into a glass of Harp.

So here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a damned sight more sincere!

Scott Oglesby said...

I’m excited; I can’t wait to hear some of these debaucherous updates. Green beer tho? I could never get that shit down. Why not just drink straight vodka with two measured eye-drops of crème de mint? Oh yeah, that’s why I quit drinking…..

Matt-Man said...

Mike: For someone who is afraid of my pictures you sure don't miss a thing do ya? Cheers Mike!!

P-Man: What? I don't understand, help me. Cheers P-Man!!

Rat: Ha. You crack me up. I'm all up for talking to ya and watching you eat Cheetos. My life would be complete. Cheers Rat!!

Matt-Man said...

Nick: Ha...Happy St. Patrick's Day Nick. I do like that bit of prose. Cheers Nick!!

Scott: Don't get too excited the build up is always much more exciting, I'm actually kinda boring.

I only drink a couple of green ones mainly because I have to pour it into a glass and put a couple of drops of food coloring in it. Hell, I could already have downed two regular cans of beer in that time. Cheers Scott!!

Doc said...

I am sure that Schmoop hopes that you give her the luck of the Irish and help her to find that pot O Gold at the end of the rainbow... so to speak.

Matt-Man said...

Doc: I'm sure she does. I just hope I'll still be able to get it up after partying all day. Cheers Doc!!