Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Blake Lively Naked and Quick Draw Billy

What a beautiful day it is going to be. Sure another long 10-9 shift, but there is a spring in my step and a song in my heart.

As I did on Monday, I am going to walk to work again today. It just kinda gets my personal pep level up.

However since Monday was a long one and Tuesday is as well, I shall be brief.

Do you know what today is? Well, let me tell you…

Today on the pages of Bagwine Ruminations marks my 1,500th post since I cracked open a bottle of Wild Irish Rose and began pouring it all over the internets.

Damn right. 1,500 posts. Who knew I had so many words in me? Well, Schmoop has always has known that and oft times tells me to shut the fuck up for once, but well, I can’t.

Anyhoo…In order to celebrate such a milestone, I figured I would post a picture of the lovely Blake Lively naked…

I know what you’re saying, but trust me, in my mind she is completely naked and is riding me like a cowgirl. Giddy Up, Blake, Giddy Up!!

But alas, I must be off to work, and…oh…speaking of work; I finally got a picture of the fourth worker at the Beer Mine, Little Bill:

Little Bill works all day Sunday, and sometimes we wonder how he manages to do even that. We think he has a drug problem, the problem being he isn't taking any and probably should.

Isn’t he a pleasant looking fellow, but wait just a minute. Let’s expand the photo of this friendly looking guy:

What the…? He’s holding a fully loaded 9mm pistol!! Say hello to his little friend, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Drive-By Mikey and I were discussing this at work on Monday, and came to the same conclusion and I’m sure Pizza Bill would agree with us...

While we are all for the right to bear arms, some people just shouldn’t be allowed to have a gun, and Little Bill is definitely on that list.

With that, I want to thank all of you for stopping by now and then to partake of some Bagwine with me lo these many posts.

I plan on keeping it going provided I don’t assidently get shot by Quick Draw Billy.

Have a wonderful day everyone, and of course…

Cheers!!

23 comments:

Mrs. D said...

Happy 1500th! How did you settle on "Little Bill" as opposed to "Crazy Bill with the gun" or "Flannel Shirt Bill" or "Quick Draw McBill"?

Mike said...

1500! I'm on my way there too. Only about one more year to go.

"Blake Lively naked"

You do know this is going to drive bunches of Google hits here don't you?

Matt-Man said...

D: Little Bill has been his moniker long before his gun craze. However, Mike did refer to him as Quick Draw McBill today, so you're on the same page. Cheers D!!

Mike: Ha. And yeah, I know it will, and as we all know, I'm not above getting hundreds of cheap hits. Cheers Mike!!

Desert Rat said...

Congratulations on 1,500! Wow! I'm not sure I've made it to 150! Oh, oh, I *did* post today, though, and it's at "Notes" and it's back to being public 'cause I put up comment moderation to deter all the Viagra Spammers!

Remind me to tell you the story about the guy on one of my crews with a concealed weapons permit. Freaked me the Hell out!

Scott Oglesby said...

What the fucking what? Somebody better slip Billy a Micky. He honestly does look like the guy you see plastered all over the news and all the people who knew him are being interviewed and saying, “He was the nicest guy in the world. We had no idea there were 14 bodies buried in his backyard or he’d climb that bell tower and start blasting away at anyone wearing Crocs.” –I’m just kidding. Or tell him I’m just kidding anyway.

Congrats on those numbers buddy!! It would take me about 12 years to get there.

Matt-Man said...

Rat: I shall have to read, but I must say, I enjoy being spammed by Viagra. It sounds sexy. Have fun stormin' the South Pacific. Cheers Rat!!

Scott: Too late Scott. He reads this blog everyday; you're on his "List". Thanks and Cheers Scott!!

Doc said...

I was not aware that Blake was so "lively"

Matt-Man said...

Doc: I hear that she is but I want to find that out first hand. Cheers Doc!!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Congrats on the 1500 - I have about 700 more to go before I ring that bell!

Bill looks like an alright sort and not a troublemaker. Let him have his fun!

Matt-Man said...

Evil: Why thank ya. as for Bill...He can have all the fun he wants but remember. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...or a toe...or a vital organ. Cheers ETW!!

Charlene said...

1500 posts? WOW Congratulations.

As to guns and who should have them; I have a couple of revolvers. They're a leftover form the crazy time Roger thought I had to own a gun or two for protection and learn how to shoot, which I did.

I used to walk my dog in my old neighborhood with a Lady Smith 3" barrel tucked in my cleavage. I shouldn't have done that. Lord knows what I might have shot off.

Matt-Man said...

Charlene: Thanks and purrrrr. There's nothing sexier than a woman with fully loaded cleavage that could go off at any moment. Cheers Charlene!!

Dianne said...

Happy 1500 you glorious twisted bastard!

If Blake wasn't so busy working on her fine TV show I bet she'd stop by Bagwine and get naked for ya

Little Bill is flashing a peace sign along with his little friend, how delightfully ironic
perhaps he's a genius?

Matt-Man said...

Dianne: Oh if only she would stop by. I'd shake her hand...or something. And Bill? Maybe you're right, but genius and Little Bill are two words I have never used in the sentence or thought. Cheers Di!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...he better not shoot my slaves!...

Matt-Man said...

Phfrankie: Ha. Very Good. Cheers P-Man!!

Joker_SATX said...

A big two thumbs way up on the 1,500th post! Kudos!

I completely understand your need to take that Gun out of Billy's hands. I am a guy, sort of like Billy here and to make sure I don't hold a gun they keep me in a straight-jacket. Which makes typing this comment very interesting.

Dana said...

1500?? Really?? Wow ... and to think of how little was said in all of those words!

Kidding! I kid because I love!!

Jay said...

Congrats on #1500! And here's to 1500 more!

I'm a Blake Lively fan too. But, I think that when we post pics of Blake, we should be sure to include those looooooooong luscious legs of hers.

Like this one: http://is.gd/bAJYW

Tell Little Bill I said "Hola" .. uh .. maybe we should just go with "Howdy." Just to be safe. And, I'm unarmed so DON'T SHOOT!!!!!

David said...

Congrats on the big 1500 great posts. Your blog brings considerable happiness to my ho-hum existence.

I have guns but because I have a mild tremor in my hands, all I could hope for in self defense is to make a lot of noise to scare the criminals.

Marilyn said...

Wow. That many posts sounds like a lot of work.

I love how he's making the peace sign too. A man of contradictions.

Matt-Man said...

Joker: Ha...Wow typing without hands. You are one talented mo-fo. Thanks and Cheers Joker!!

Dana: You are just jealous of my incredible ability to spell incorrectly and dangle my participles. Cheers Dana!!

Jay: Thanks and my...that is a nice picture. Purrrrr. I'll tell Bill you told him to go to hell. Cheers Jay!!

Matt-Man said...

David: Why thank you very much. I'm glad that I don't have a tremor in my hand. I'd jack off more than I do already. Cheers Dabid!!

Marilyn: Sometimes it is and others times it's easy because the words just flow. And Bill is a very deep individual...or not. Cheers Marilyn!!