Thursday, April 29, 2010

Trying To Find My Roots

A long, long time ago, I used to draw two stick figures who were close to my soul. Their names? Inky and Lola. I am going to breathe new life into them.

But as many of you do not know them, I am going to show you over the next few days who they are.

Even though they are merely cartoon stick figures, I dig Inky's simplicity and I dig Lola's breasts. I also dig the name Lola because it reminds me of a late 40's-early 50's hooker who drinks Schlitz and smokes Chesterfields.

Anyhoo...

Starting Saturday, May 8th, I am going to breathe new life into this fucked up duo. In the meantime, and you may see more, here they are...Inky and Lola.


Here is one of the first ones...and by the way, they all enlarge by clicking...

Here is Inky...um..not getting the love of the Lord....

Here's a pre-July 4th post...

And here is a real time July 4th post...

And this is...oops!! How did that get in there? That's me and Anna Nicole Smith. Glad my name wasn't mentioned during her post mortem trial...

Have a wunnerful Thursday...I'll try to do the same.

Cheers!!

20 comments:

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...I am a huge phfan of hotdog humor...

Anonymous said...

You look so happy in Anna's arms. Sorry you lost her ;-)

Jay said...

Good old Inky and Lola. They're like members of the family.

Scott Oglesby said...

I’m going to like Inky and Lola; I have a thing for really funny toons. What’s your favorite?
Tell me you love Get Fuzzy and Pearls before Swine?

Your early work was funny as hell…I can’t wait to see what these two will have to say about financial reform.

Michele said...

Did you pick May 8th to bring back Inky and Lola because it was Outdoor Intercourse day?

Charlene said...

I look for my roots every morning in the bathroom mirror. Alas they can easily be found!

Anna Nicole Smith was at the Derby a year before she died. She was quite the celebrity. All those rich guys in the high priced seats got their picture with her. This year it was announced that the dress and hat she wore was on exhibit at the Derby Museum. Quite the honor here.

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: And who in their right mind isn't? Pfunny and Tasty is the only way to go through life. Cheers P-Man!!

D: It's okay, D. I'll always have the clap that she gave me. Cheers D!!

Jay: Yes, and sadly I have neglected them, or rather they have neglected me 'cause they haven't given me any inspiration...the little stick shits. Cheers Jay!!

Schmoop said...

Scott: Ha. Financial Refrom would be a real knee slappin' topic, or not. I like both those toons. Schmoop is a HUGE fan of Pearls Before Swine. Cheers Scott!!

Michele: I wish I could say yes or was even aware of the event, but I chose it so I will have ample time to actually get past my block with those two lovable kids. Cheers Michele!!

Charlene: Ha, good one. I actually kinda dug her in spite of all her problems and her less than brilliant mind. I don't know, maybe it was because I felt sorry for her. Cheers Charlene!!

Deech said...

Uh oh. Looks like this Joker just found yet another reason to "Stick" around.

These toons are great!

Happy Thursday Matt-Mann

Schmoop said...

Joker: Ha. Very good and thanks. Happy Thursday right back atcha, Joker. Cheers!!

bobbybegood1 said...

MISSED YOU!!!!!!! I do apologize for not being around. Good explaination. In a rush. Will talk to you tonight on your blog. Cheers Matty!!

Schmoop said...

Bobby: Ha. No need to apologize but I look forward to it. Cheers Michelle!!

Marilyn said...

I heart Inky.

Michele said...

The 8th of May is an official holiday on the WSU campus. The weather is warm and it is spring and the semester is over. Perfect time for some youthful or not os youthful hi-jinks.

Dana said...

You have readers who don't know Inky and Lola?? Amateurs ...

Schmoop said...

Marilyn: Ha. He is cute in an oblivious way. Cheers Marilyn!!

Michele: I should make it a point to be there. I could get into that. Cheers Michele!!

Dana: Well, I haven't done a new one in quite some time. Cheers Dana!!

Dianne said...

I love Inky and Lola!! So nice to see them back again

agnostick figure is a pearl my love

David said...

Ah ANS...the joys of a mentally-challenged drug-addicted, sexually-promiscuous gold digger....wait...why were you with her...Oh yeah, the big tits. That's our Matty.

Schmoop said...

Dianne: That is one of my faves as well, Di. Cheers Sexy!!

David: Aside from the big tits, you seem to think all of those traits are a bad thing. Cheers David!!

Schmoop said...

Clay: Ha...And you know I appreciate your remark greatly, thanks Clay. Cheers!!