I am pondering my next career venture. I have a couple of primo vocational avenues that I want to explore.
First, I would quite enjoy making my foray into the porn industry. They use the “not quite ready for prime time” women to get the stud ready for the scene by “fluffing” him.
I would like to be a “fluffer” for the women stars. Of course I couldn’t be called a “fluffer” because that is too girly.
I was thinking maybe “moisturizer”, but that’s kinda feminine as well. “Juicer” was a thought, but that has connotations of steroid use.
So, I finally settled on the term, “humidifier”. There is of course a down side, and that is that I would probably start taking my work home with me.
I have always given some thought to moving to Central America and becoming a “strongman”, no, not the circus performer kind, but rather the leader of an insurgent guerrilla group that takes on “The Man”.
I would get to wear a cool uniform, sunglasses, smoke Cuban cigars, and travel in a Jeep through the jungle. Everyone around me would agree with me, and call me, “La Rose Grande”.
Of course, this job also has its down side. I would be surrounded by nothing but dudes, the weather is usually wretched, and I would have to worry whether or not my next mango and plantain salad contained strychnine.
As I mentioned, the travel would be fun, but most of it would be through the jungle, I would encounter monkeys. Monkeys disturb me. I hate monkeys.
Maybe I'll just hire myself out as a, "Life Coach".
These are my thoughts on this Saturday...Odd? Eh. Working 11-9 today, and off tomorrow, but will be going to the funeral home.
Always a pleasant place to be on a Sunday. No one talks back to ya.