I just watched an interview of former House Leader and Tea Party front man Dick Armey on FOX and Friends.
He was stammering and slurring as he attempted to answer questions given by Gretchen "Vacuous" Carlson and Brian "Deer in the Headlights" Kilmeade.
Am I the only one who noticed his apparent intoxication? Please tell me I am not. I think the dude was drunk. And I'm not being figurative...
He seemed blottoed to me.