Happy Thursday all!!
I am working on something, and to this end, I need to catalog a few of my quotable quotes.
In this forum, and without context, some of them may seem a bit odd, but so be it. Here are but a handful of:
Matt-Man’s Quotable Quotes:
“Every time we fuck, a blind dog gets the gift of sight.”
“Politics is no more than two guys in the same bed, with the same girl, trying to be the one who gets her pregnant first.”
“It’s funny how she loves me when she’s buzzed.”
“That’s what pussy is all about sports fans.”
“We’ll only go out for a couple.”
“There are two types of people in this world. Those who are assholes, and those who aren’t.”
“Does this look infected?”
“Make sure you wrap your wank when poking the pig.”
“The obvious is often lost on the obviously stupid.”
“We should put all the dead dogs into a pawsoleum.”
“We have plenty of gas.”
“I know she’s a little on the big size but she has big tits. I like big, okay?”
“I have a three inch dick and a six inch tongue. It’s who I am.”
“That dumbass is as sharp as the leading edge of a rolling ball bearing.”
“Tobit fucking rocks.”
“It’s like the fly of my boxers has not been sewn up in coordination with the back seam.”
And there is always...
“I’m Matt-Man, Bitch!!”
I’m taking inventory for a reason, so if you remember any, let me know.
Have a wonderful day, and of course, my favorite quote…