Well folks, summer is officially here, and during this week, which proceeds the week leading up to the July 4th Weekend, I typically phone it in.
It’s as close as I get to taking a Blog vacation. So today, I have some random thoughts and musings. Deal with it.
You know what’s cool about working 10-9 on Mondays and Tuesdays? When I leave the Beer Mine on Tuesday night, over half of my work week is already done. I dig that.
Speaking of the Beer Mine, our fearless leader, Drive-By Mikey, while not in the best of moods yesterday, did manage to give a bunch of shit to our ice delivery guy, Luis...
Luis was unloading the ice as it rained and Mikey said stuff to Luis like…
“Last week, I told you that you had been getting slower, so it must be that you joined a union. Since you are working in the rain, I guess you haven’t.”
And he continued…
“Leave it to a Mexican, to think it’s a good idea to stop at a place that needs 120 bags of ice unloaded when it’s raining.
Hell Luis, you could have stopped at a place that only needed two or three until the rain stopped.”
Mikey spouted off some other stuff which I will not repeat here, but I was crying from laughing so hard.
As I mentioned, the wondrous, firework-filled, 4th of July Weekend is rapidly approaching.
If you have never seen the series that the History Channel typically runs on the 4th of July about the American Revolution, make sure you check it out.
I’ve seen it three times, and will watch it again this year. It is excellent.
The Beer Mine and in fact the Bagwine digs, may have a special guest stopping by this weekend. Whoever could it be..?
If she does make it down, I will meet her with a smile on my face and a ruler in my hand.
I will smack her on the ass with the ruler, and then promptly take her into the cooler, and measure her nipples to see how long they get when in a 40 degree beer cooler.
I shall then take her home after I close, and feed her…Loosemeat Sandwiches you gutter snipes; I’ll feed her Loosemeat Sandwiches.
I hope she comes…comes to Bagwine. God...you guys, are whores!!
My old “buddy”, Uncle Charlie now dumps my comments when I leave one on his site. I am saddened. I hope he treats Robbie, Chip, and Ernie better than he does me.
One last thing…Thanks for letting Schmoop know how ya feel about her hair. She dug it, and so did I.
Have a wonderful day all. It’s gonna be another hot one here. “See” ya all tonight or tomorrow.