Monday, July 12, 2010

Call The ASPCA; I Got My Pussy Stoned!!

I enjoy my Sundays off in the summer. They're just so laid back and enjoyable.

I went to see Ryno Sunday morning and his mom and I watched in disbelief as Ryno ate four burritos for breakfast.

I fixed a couple of things on their computer and then they got ready to go over to Grandpa's house for a cookout consisting of steak on the grill.

After all, even after eating four burritos at 10 A.M., Ryno would be ready for a couple of steaks by 2 o'clock or so.

Before I left my their house, there was one other thing I just had to do.

See the pretty purple, lavender colored flowers along the driveway?


Those plants are called catmint. They are a member of the catnip family and let me tell ya, cats dig the shit.

So, in a matter of having some cheap fun during the afternoon upon my return to the Bagwine digs, I walked back and forth through it making certain to get plenty all over my shoes.

Upon my return I walked all through the living room and once our cat Corky woke up and came out to see me, hilarity ensued.

She began to make love to the catmint covered carpet. Enjoy...


Ol' Cork was higher than a kite and let me tell you, boy did she have the munchies afterwards.

Fortunately for Cork, Schmoop checked the mail while I was gone and there was a thank you card from
Dana that included a gift card to Pizza Hut.

We felt badly about getting Corky high so we used the gift card to allay her post-buzz hunger...

She's all better now...

Sometimes Sunday fun doesn't have to be expensive or be any further than one's living room.

Cheers!!

24 comments:

Mike said...

I'm predicting 100,000 Corky hits on Youtube before noon.

Michele said...

JR's kittah is a catmint freak also. He rolls around in it, he eats it, he does everything but smoke it. Not for the lack of trying, he just doesn't have thumbs. Makes it hard to roll.

So did Corky sleep off her high?

Matt-Man said...

Mike: That would be cool. I just wish the lighting had been better. wed on't get alot even on a sunny day. Cheers Mike!!

Matt-Man said...

Michele: Yeah she slept it off but was rudely awakwen at 4 this morning by thunderstorms. She's not too happy. Cheers Michele!!

Dana said...

I saw the headline of this post and was expecting to read about midgets and peanut butter!

And I noticed that Corky still manages to talk back to you even through her catmint haze ....

Matt-Man said...

Dana: Yeah she never stops talkin' does she, but yesterday her talk was a bit incoherent. And yes, there midgets and peanut butter later, but that is for another post. Cheers Dana!!

J.Edgar Bondo said...

...this will undoubtably lead to harder drugs, like heroin laced milk...

Dianne said...

My Siren loves the catnip and has a grand old time with it
Isadora walks around judging him like some cat like version of Nancy Regan
Only cat I ever met who didn't like catnip

Matt-Man said...

Phfrankie: Or perhaps, Meowphine or Oxycattin. Yeah, I know, just hush. Cheers P-Man!!

Dianne: Ha...Those, Just Say No cats are so damn pretentious. Cheers Di!!

~Isobel~DingoDoll said...

I don't do catnip, I like indica...but catMINT...well I'll have to try that. <3 ya Matty!

Matt-Man said...

Dingo: Corky is asleep as I type this with her face in the shoes that I wore yesterday. She's hooked. Cheers Doll!!

Desert Rat said...

If you don't tell your cat about cat nip... who will!

Love the vid! Ummmmm.... Pizza!

Matt-Man said...

Rat: Exaclty...It was learning experience. And the pizza? It's even better cold the next morning. Cheers Rat!!

Jay said...

And, then Corky wrote a book about her drug fueled rampage through Bagwine which became an instant classic among the stoner crowds.

Hope she's not too hungover this morning.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Funny you ask about her condition...Someone started running the vacuum in the hallway and she went to cower under the blankets on the bed. She's having a rough time. Cheers Jay!!

Mrs. D said...

Haha, my cat loves catnip too. It makes him super lovey-dovey and fun to be around. I'll try the lavender stuff, he may like that too. I'm glad Corky had a good time.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Looks like Corky might have a problem there....Do I have to call TLC "Intervention"?

Matt-Man said...

Mrs. D: She enjoyed it...It shall now be an every Sunday thing. She deserves a buzz now and then as well. Cheers D!!

Evil: She'll be fine. But if I find her hangin' out by the door waiting on passers by, I'll cut her off. Cheers ETW!!

MysteryChick said...

I used to grow that in my old garden, it still grows there, but it's now my ex's garden, sigh.

Anywho, it was the favoritest place of all for Buddy Rosencatz aka Budrow Wilson aka Buddy the Wondercat. If you couldn't find Buddy he was likely sleeping in the catmint. He had a favorite plant he turned into a bed. He'd roll around in it for a while then pass out cold. Every day.

Matt-Man said...

Chick: Ryno's cat just sniffs it and then lays in the middle of the driveway as the sun beats down on his ancient, arthritic body. Cheers Chick!!

Charlene said...

I need to get me some cat nip for my cat! I already have the video cam.

Matt-Man said...

Charlene: Good for you because as we all know, like small children, pets are there for our amusement and to be publicly humiliated. Cheers Charlene!!

The Dish said...

My 13 year old cat might sleep 20 or so hours a day, but that bitch will still flip her shit over some catnip. I figured she would be like her momma and assume she was too old to use drugs, like I have tried to do with weed. No dice. Amazing that I have more willpower than my cat does...

Matt-Man said...

Dish: Corky is kind of an oddball. She sleeps often but not nearly as much as a "typical" cat. But man, I think I've gotten her hooked. Cheers Dish!!