Saturday, July 10, 2010

To Wit...

Hi Kidz…

True to form…mine that is….

After nearly ten years together, Schmoop is giving me the boot. It’s fine, it all makes perfect sense. I am after all, a jerk.

Actually she has given me until August 1st to change my ways, but well…I can’t. And I won’t.

So, I shall be sparse in my rhetoric and in my diatribe.

I will merely say that I shall see you when I see you.

Cheers!!

41 comments:

Kim said...

I wish you the best, sir. Whatever that may be. And if you ever need anything, please don't hesitate.

Kim

The Dish said...

Jeebus, Matt. I am truly sorry to hear that. Hugs from my crusty, mean spirited heart.

Schmoop said...

Kim: Thanks and go Giants, although I don't mean that. Cheers Kimmeh!!

Dish: Ha...coming from you, that is lovely. Cheers Dish!!

Jay said...

Dude! This sucks. Really sorry to hear this.

Jeff B said...

Damn dude, that truly bites.

I wish I had some sage old advise to offer up. Instead, I'll just wish the best for you both.

Schmoop said...

Jay: Oy...I have nothing to say other than thanks. Cheers Jay!!

Jeff: And the same goes to you. It is what it is. Cheers Jeff!!

Anonymous said...

Oh no :-( I hope things work out for the best for you. Best wishes.

MysteryChick said...

Hugs Matt-Man.

Andy said...

Let me know if we should grab a brew and hug and love on each other. . . like heterosexual dudes we are. Sorry Matt. Let me know what is up bro.

bobbybegood1 said...

Really Matt, I sometimes never know when you are kidding or for real. If it is true, I wish the best for the both of you. If not, this is a dirty, rotten joke you're playing on us. Cheers Buddy!!

Charlene said...

Danggit. Just this morning you were going to have sex. Did she give you the ultimatum about August before or after the sex. This detail could be important! :o)

It's awful when you break up with someone. The idea that anyone can change you or you can change anyone is impossible.

Schmoop said...

Mrs D: Thanks hot stuff. Cheers D!!

Chick: I like that...Or maybe I shouldn't. Thanks Chick. Cheers!!

Andy: I shall let you know, Agent Squalor. I shall let you know. Cheers and thanks Anj!!

Schmoop said...

Bobby: Yeah, I do take poetic license with a lot of stuff, but sadly, this isn't one of them. Thanks and Cheers Bobby!!

Charlene: I liked what you said. Alot...Cheers Charlene!!

Dana said...

Damn! Just damn! Not a very prolific comment, but heartfelt all the same.

Schmoop said...

Dana: Eh, it is what it is...Wow, that was just as profound. Cheers Dana!!

Clay Perry said...

damn.. just, damn.

Schmoop said...

Clay: Yeah...I now. Cheers Clay!!

Mike said...

List all the things she wants changed and we'll all vote on each one.

You can Call me AL said...

Okay, Boot as in a pair of boots but you only get one now and the other on August 1st?

Just never know when you're dicking with me.

Schoomp asking you to change, doesn't make perfect sense to me. Why now?

I still think you're setting something up. If this is legit, damn it! give in a little and quit cooking liver in-doors.

Scott Oglesby said...

Damn dude, I'm so sorry. I do have something to say, but I'll email you.

In case I run out of time, (leaving soon) hanng in there till I get back.

Much Love!

Ken said...

Hmmm!

To believe....
or not to believe...

that is the question.

Not enough details here to really be sure what your up to, because of course, we all know....

you are who you are,
your Matt-Man Bitch!

Schmoop said...

Mike: Ha...Thanks for the laugh. You are always on top of your game. Cheers Mike!!

Al: Thanks for chiming in but no, I'm not setting anything up, however; I will at least never cook liver in a crockpot again. Cheers Al!!

Scott: Thanks dude and I got your e-mail. It's not what you thought but I'll get back with ya after work tonight. Cheers Scott!!

Schmoop said...

Micky: Ha. I am aren't I? But no, I am not setting anything up. I may be an asshole but I'm not a complete asshole. Cheers to ya Mick!!

docnolz said...

Im sorry to hear that Matt-Man. I hope things work out th ebest for you all.

Schmoop said...

Doc: Thank ya Doc. Have a wunnerful weekend. Cheers Doc!!

Bobby Bondo (Phfrankie's long lost cousin) said...

...does this mean you're going to live with Mic?...

Pat, of Pete 'n' Pat fame said...

...who gets the computer?...

Michele said...

I'm sorry to hear that you and Schmoop are splitting up. Take care. Both of you.

Unknown said...

Oh No! I'm so sorry to hear this! Wow..and shocked! Hugs!

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: You are a freakin' mess. I love you, man. Cheers P-Man!!

Pat: Ha...Cute. Cheers!!

Michele: Thanks Michele. Cheers to you and the JR-Man!!

Schmoop said...

Mandy: Thanks. Life is never smooth. Cheers Mandy!!

jme said...

no worries, matt-man, you are more than welcome to put your shoes under my bed anytime.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Terrible news! I'm so sorry.

Dianne said...

oh crap Matty
I don't know what to say other than that I love ya

~Isobel~DingoDoll said...

I know you don't want pity so I'll just say this... How you doin'? *waggles eyebrows*

Anonymous said...

NO
This is not okay with Ame. Listen to Ame. You two fix this. Ame demands so.
Ame in TN

Anonymous said...

I do agree with Mike, though, give us a list and we can try to fix some of you for yourself.
Ame in TN

Schmoop said...

jme: Well, whoever you are I appreciate that. Cheers JME!!

Evil: So life goes on and we move along from here no matter where that may take us. Cheers Evil!!

Di: Thanks and that's all ya need say my friend. Cheers Di!!

Schmoop said...

Dingo: I love when you waggle. Cheers Doll!!

Ame: Um...no. I can fix things myself. My flaws are mine alone and mine alone to fix. Cheers!!

Raquel's World said...

Why not just try to change a little? Im giving my ten year pumpkin the boot too...same reasons I'm sure

Schmoop said...

Raquel: Don't assume. My situation and you and your "pumpkin's" could be completely different. Cheers and thanks for the comment Raquel!!