Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Sunday, Monday, Picday

This past Sunday and Monday were pretty doggone fun, not to mention delicious.

On Sunday, I made Five Bean Chili. It...is...fan-damn-tastic.

In additon to various spices and peppers, I use a couple of cans of tomatoes and of course five different beans...

I brown up a pound of sausage and a pound of ground beef...Schmoop laughed when she saw these two phallic logs of meaty love in the skillet...

She was kind enough to get me a beer as I cooked provided that I didn't take a picture of her. Oh well...

Anyhoo...After all the goodness slow cooks in a crockpot for a few hours, it is ready...


Of course, I made some green onion cornbread to accompany the luscious, legume stew...

The results were thumbs up from the Schmoop...

More importantly she gave me and the meal a bottoms up as well...But, it could have just been a result of the gas from the beans...

And on Monday? You know what Monday is at the Beer Mine. Its when our wonderful Mexican ice delivery guy Luis shows up bearing bags of frozen agua...

As always, he backed his truck up to our ice chest...

And now for this week's edition of our Moment of Mexican Merriment with Luis, as he unknowingly drove away from our lot with the following sign plastered to the back of his truck...

Ha!! I hope he still finds my good-natured abuse amusing, 'cause the dude is bigger than me.

Off to man the Beer Mine from 10-9 today. Play nice in my absence.

Adios, and...

Cheers!!

19 comments:

MysteryChick said...

Damn, I do love me some 5 bean chili. Luckily I live alone!


OK, I laughed out loud at poor Luis' sign this week. I'm not sure why but for some reason I want to call him Chewy. Maybe he looks like Cheech's cousin or something? I dunno.

Matt-Man said...

Chick: Ha...Living alone does help when beans are involved, and he may be related he was in the movie, Blow, afterall. Cheers Chick!!

Jay said...

I normally just make basic traditional chili with just red kidney beans. But, I'm starting to think I might need a little bean variety in there.

Also, you don't mind if I download that pic of Schmoop's bootay and print it out so I can put it on my wall do you? Uh, maybe I should have just done it and not said anything. ;-)

Mike said...

Jay, I didn't know you were supposed to ask about stuff like that.

Butt come to think of it, she does look like she's been through the 'Ready and Aim' stages already.

Knight said...

Please thank Schmoop for the sexy see through shorts. I was too busy admiring her ass so I have no comment on whatever you might have written about.

Scott Oglesby said...

Thanks for stopping by my site dickhead.

That meal looked ridiculously good, but why not go for the good ground beef? That stuff that comes in the tubes will give you a good case of Salmonella bowels.

BTW, I was also impregnated by Eric Estrada. Damn California Raper Cops.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: I started making chili this way about three years ago. I make it this way every time now. As for the pic, have at it; I'm sure Schmoop would love to adorn your wall. Cheers Jay!!

Mike: Ha. She's very accomodating. Cheers Mike!!

Knight: She has a great ass, and makes a lovely orchestral sound when smacked. Cheers Knight!!

Matt-Man said...

Scott: Life and other outlets have gotten in the way of my visits. Hell I haven't been able to always respond to all comments on my own damn site of late.

The tube shit tastes just fine, and is typically much less expensive. Cheers Scott!!

Micky-T said...

Really nice to see Schmoop, not so much the tube shit that tastes just fine.

I'm sure it all tastes just fine.

Matt-Man said...

Micky: It all tasted perfect!! Cheers Mick!!

Irene said...

This post made me both hungry and happy.Smiling like a wacko in my living room.Thanks Matt!

Matt-Man said...

Irene: Ha. Anytime Irene. Cheers!!

David said...

This post is filled with fun....beans for fart jokes, Schmoop's butt proudly displayed, two unspecified logs of meat for phallic humor, and to round it out Scott calls you dickhead

What a wonderful day.

Beth said...

Jesus Christ! Well that's it, no more drinking for me!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

MMmmmm. The chili and the bread look yummy. The Evil Twin is the chili cook around here, too. That and vegetable soup (my dad's recipe).

Dianne said...

schmoop is such a good sport
and she has a fine ass if I do say so
and I do

poor Luis - always being fucked with by the white man ;)

Dana said...

One of these days Luis is going to fight back ... and I'm going to give him all kinds of great ideas to do so!

Matt-Man said...

David: It's got it all doesn't it? I love when a post comes together. Cheers David!!

Schmoop: You were drunk? Frankly anymore, it's hard to tell when you're drunk or sober. Cheers and Zoooooves!!

Evil: With fall and winter approaching we'll be having this more than a few times. Cheers ETW!!

Matt-Man said...

Dianne: She does have a sweet ass, and yeah I feel bad for Luis when I do these things...but only for a second. Cheers Di!!

Dana: He just might. Maybe some day he will go after me like Santa Ana attacking The Alamo. Cheers Dana!!