Sunday, August 29, 2010

Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Are You Ready for Some Footbal!?

It’s going to be a hot Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio today and damn busy in a super happy fun way.

It’s been a long week, but I am off today and ready to spend my time in the AC, while swilling beer and catching up on blog and show related crap.

It’s amazing how far one can fall behind on that stuff when one has no internet access at work with which to fuck off visit porn sites perform a public service for the masses.

This morning, I am already reeling from the results of my Fantasy Football draft in Jayman’s Open Bar League.

The draft transpired automatically at 5 AM this morning and well…for my team, The Eager Biebers, it’s a mixed bag.

I dig get the two QB’s that I wanted. Matt Schaub of the Texans will be my starter and Matt Ryan of the Falcons is a more than adequate back up.

I also managed for the second straight year to get the best running back that no one was ever heard of, Pierre Thomas of the Saints.

I have a couple of stellar Tight Ends, a decent but not outstanding WR corps, and the same great kicker I have had for three straight years in Ryan Longwell, but my two defenses?

M’eh. Oh well, I didn’t have what I thought to be a very good team last year and managed to win it all, Bitches. So…we’ll see.

I am breaking out the crockpot today. Schmoop had a craving for my five bean chili, so in order to secure some sex from her, I shall make it so.

I thinks the stars are aligned favorably in that area, because when she was making the bed this morning, she said…

“Oooh, I need to put a new cum towel beside the bed!!”

Just for some extra insurance, I will be making a batch of green onion cornbread as well.

Lastly….Jayman and I will be doing our Blog Talk Radio Show at 11 AM EDT today. If you have the time, be sure to tune into I’m With Stupid on BTR.

It promises to be another Marconi Award winning show.

Of course…

Promises are easily broken.

Amen, and Amen.

Hope to see you ‘round the internets somehow and somewhere today. Enjoy your Day.



Micky-T said...

You did mean Macaroni Award didn't you?

Matt-Man said...

Micky: No baby....Someday Jay and I will be in the broadcasters Hall of Fame....or something. Cheers Mick!!

Micky-T said...

You never know!!!!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

The Evil Twin has an entire stack of jizz rags in his nightstand. I actually wrote a blog about it a while back - with pics and everything!

Matt-Man said...

Micky: Well then you have more faith than I, but I dig it. Cheers Mick!!

Evil: Ha...That's funny, but I think I could do without the pictures. Cheers ETW!!

MysteryChick said...

I usually just hang my shower towel on the end-post of my bed. Sadly, it's usually still there the next morning when I'm headed into the shower again.

Matt-Man said...

Chick: Ha. That's funny...sad, but funny. Cheers Hot Stuff!!

David said...

>>>>stellar Tight Ends

That is very homoerotic methinks.

I'm set up to received the broadcast....Bring in on Matt-Man

Mike said...

Hey, those twins are awesome. And the have cute faces too.

Michele said...

Uh wait, did you talk about football? I'm sure it was fantastic. Yeah, whatever you said. Okay, have a great day.....(eyes crossed)

Matt-Man said...

David: Glad you tuned in to hear my computer crash. Cheers David!!

Mike: That chick on the right, makes my knees weak Cheers Mike!!

Michele: Ha...Well I did mention like beans, right? Cheers Michele!!