Sunday, September 26, 2010

Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Quit Playin' Like a Bunch of Marys!!

It’s going to be a picture perfect early Fall Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio today, but I do have a complaint…

Notre Dame Bloooooowz.

And, evidently Stanford knows just how to blow them as they bled Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow by a score of 37-14 yesterday.

Listen up Golden Domers…

I know your school is named after the Virgin Mary, but do you have to play football like a bunch of knocked up chicks?

And true, Notre Dame is French, but does that mean you have to reenact the horrendous effects of the Nazi blitzkrieg every time you take to the gridiron?

Oh…Dear…God!! Hey Irish, you are 1-3. 1 and 3!! And those three losses sure as Hell don’t represent the Holy Trinity!!

If you guys continue to play like this?

Every time you lose, a nun will lose her virginity. Through me, God has spoken.

Amen, and Amen…

Now kidz, listen up, and by listen up, I mean listen to I’m with Stupid on Blog Talk Radio today at 11 AM EDT.

Jay and I will be discussing our favorite drunken misadventures and favorite hangover foods.

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Until then, have a wonderful Sunday and I hope to see you on the radio.



Mike said...

I just looked up some finals and it looks like Arkansas made a game of it. .... I just checked and no comment from Jay. But he can't be to sad.

Scott Oglesby said...

Now I’m all confused about Notre Dame. I mean the church is in France so why is it a whole Irish thing…?

I suppose I could have googled it. But you are more entertaining.

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Indeed. Arkansas played well but just not quite well enough. Turnovers. Not good. Cheers Mike!!

Scott: Ha. I have thought about that for years. Must be some new fangled diversity thing they were trying out in the early 1900's. Cheers Scott!!

Joker_SATX said...

Love the show!

Matt-Man said...

Joker: Thanks and thanks for calling in. Cheers Joker!!

David said...

Based on the nuns I've seen, you are making a horrendous sacrifice to deflower them. You are more of a man than I am if you can keep an erection in the face of those creatures.