Schmoop is in charge, so here we go...
Schmoop: So, I was talking to Drive By Mikey today, and he was intimating that there was a conversation between the two of you about “some things”. What about?
Matt: It was about you, but seriously we are all allowed our space. Are we not?
Schmoop: You are correct, and I apologize for “invading your space”. He just happened to say something as I was there purchasing beverages. Just asking.Matt: Hey…We are honest…to my detriment at times, but isn’t it nice?
Schmoop: Yes it is; I like honesty. So what did you talk about?
Matt: Now, you’ve crossed the line. It was between Mikey and I, and…it was honest. It didn’t change nor hide the facts between you and I.
Schmoop: Ok. I guess I’m just jealous that I didn’t have anyone to tell. Except the whole fucking internet!! Lucky you. for having a friend!!
Matt: I guess we’re back on the Dana thing…
Schmoop: Nah, okay maybe, I just like her tits! I thought maybe you and Mikey were talking about sex acts, that’s all.
Matt: Well we were, and Mikey would like to see you and Dana get it on and/or pee on him. You know, just to smooth things over. Mike is only thinking about you when he says that…He simply wants you and I to be happy.
Schmoop: Ha! He’s such a giving soul! God, I wish I was into that!!! Well until I am…I want you, Mr. Mahoney all to myself so ppppffffllllllttttt! I’m so mature!!
Matt: That’s sweet, but if it disturbs ya, how about we lose the carpet munching, and just go with some tit sucking amongst girls?
Schmoop: Well, well Ms. Vale, another rooster in the hen house!! I must quote: Life is like a box of chocolates, you’ll never know what you’ll get...or something. Wanna get something???
Matt: “Wanna get something?” Are you asking me or Dana?
Schmoop: Yes!!
Matt: Well, there…you…go
And there you have it…Matty is a happy man...
For now.
Cheers!!
22 comments:
Maybe they could start with BTR sex on Sunday. It's like phone sex with the line tapped.
Love the photo; it’s all artistic and sunny. You are a lucky man, indeed!
Hey, Didn't I come up with that "box o chocolates" line?
Mike: Ha. Not a bad idea. That mind of yours never rests. Cheers Mike!!
Scott: Lucky? Oh yeah, the Schmoopster and I are always swimming in a big ocean of luck. Cheers Scott!!
Doc: Yes Forest, you did, and no one can take that away from you. Cheers Doc!!
I'm so confused??? Probably all the weed.
Raquel: Ha. Would you like some Twinkies and Doritos in order to take the edge off? Cheers Hot Stuff!!
...If I pee on myself is that auto-eroticism?...
P-Man: Ha...In your case yes. Cheers P-Man!!
Schmoop, if you need a friend to talk about sex acts with feel free to call me!
Knight: Will you be available at 11:30 Sunday to call in to our show. It is very important and for a good reason. Cheers Knight!!
Yeah, I pretty much lost all ability to think and comment on this post when I saw Knight's comment.
Sorry.
Ummmm ... errrr ... well ...
And that's all I have to say about that, other than I think next time this conversation should be held face-to-face with all parties involved ;)~
Jay: Knight is like Christine O'Donnell. She can cast a spell over a person. (Sorry for the comparison Knight) Cheers Jay!!
Dana: Face to Something anyway. Cheers Dana!!
Is it warm in here???
Schmoop: It was, and now...it's even warmer. Cheers and Zoooves!!
I will make sure I'm available for spell casting on Sunday. I have to take away crazy Christine's powers.
The temperature definitly went up in here.
Knight: Jay and I thank you and if you have received Jay's email, you know you have a profound purpose. Just don't say anything now. Thanks Knight and Cheers!!
Joker: Maybe I should play the Lottery. Cheers Joker!!
Nice driver shot...
Lu: Isn't it though? Have a wunnerful upcoming weekend. Cheers Pal!!
I have a thing about this pee on people business....mesmerized but appalled...kind of like watching a train wreck. Damn it, I'm so pee-shy. I'm "pissed" that I likely can't participate...well maybe with enough to drink, inuendo intended.
David: Not a big fan of pee sex. Call me crazy!! Cheers David!!
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