Thursday, October 21, 2010

He Said...She Said

It's time for another installment of He Said...She Said, however...today?

Schmoop is in charge, so here we go...

Schmoop: So, I was talking to Drive By Mikey today, and he was intimating that there was a conversation between the two of you about “some things”. What about?

Matt: It was about you, but seriously we are all allowed our space. Are we not?

Schmoop: You are correct, and I apologize for “invading your space”. He just happened to say something as I was there purchasing beverages. Just asking.

Matt: Hey…We are honest…to my detriment at times, but isn’t it nice?

Schmoop: Yes it is; I like honesty. So what did you talk about?

Matt: Now, you’ve crossed the line. It was between Mikey and I, and…it was honest. It didn’t change nor hide the facts between you and I.

Schmoop: Ok. I guess I’m just jealous that I didn’t have anyone to tell. Except the whole fucking internet!! Lucky you. for having a friend!!

Matt: I guess we’re back on the Dana thing…

Schmoop: Nah, okay maybe, I just like her tits! I thought maybe you and Mikey were talking about sex acts, that’s all.

Matt: Well we were, and Mikey would like to see you and Dana get it on and/or pee on him. You know, just to smooth things over. Mike is only thinking about you when he says that…He simply wants you and I to be happy.

Schmoop: Ha! He’s such a giving soul! God, I wish I was into that!!! Well until I am…I want you, Mr. Mahoney all to myself so ppppffffllllllttttt! I’m so mature!!

Matt: That’s sweet, but if it disturbs ya, how about we lose the carpet munching, and just go with some tit sucking amongst girls?

Schmoop: Well, well Ms. Vale, another rooster in the hen house!! I must quote:


Life is like a box of chocolates, you’ll never know what you’ll get...or something. Wanna get something???

Matt: “Wanna get something?” Are you asking me or Dana?

Schmoop: Yes!!

Matt: Well, there…you…go

And there you have it…Matty is a happy man...


For now.

Cheers!!

23 comments:

Mike said...

Maybe they could start with BTR sex on Sunday. It's like phone sex with the line tapped.

Scott Oglesby said...

Love the photo; it’s all artistic and sunny. You are a lucky man, indeed!

Doc said...

Hey, Didn't I come up with that "box o chocolates" line?

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Ha. Not a bad idea. That mind of yours never rests. Cheers Mike!!

Scott: Lucky? Oh yeah, the Schmoopster and I are always swimming in a big ocean of luck. Cheers Scott!!

Doc: Yes Forest, you did, and no one can take that away from you. Cheers Doc!!

Raquel's World said...

I'm so confused??? Probably all the weed.

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: Ha. Would you like some Twinkies and Doritos in order to take the edge off? Cheers Hot Stuff!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...If I pee on myself is that auto-eroticism?...

Matt-Man said...

P-Man: Ha...In your case yes. Cheers P-Man!!

Knight said...

Schmoop, if you need a friend to talk about sex acts with feel free to call me!

Matt-Man said...

Knight: Will you be available at 11:30 Sunday to call in to our show. It is very important and for a good reason. Cheers Knight!!

Jay said...

Yeah, I pretty much lost all ability to think and comment on this post when I saw Knight's comment.

Sorry.

Dana said...

Ummmm ... errrr ... well ...

And that's all I have to say about that, other than I think next time this conversation should be held face-to-face with all parties involved ;)~

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Knight is like Christine O'Donnell. She can cast a spell over a person. (Sorry for the comparison Knight) Cheers Jay!!

Dana: Face to Something anyway. Cheers Dana!!

Beth said...

Is it warm in here???

Matt-Man said...

Schmoop: It was, and now...it's even warmer. Cheers and Zoooves!!

Knight said...

I will make sure I'm available for spell casting on Sunday. I have to take away crazy Christine's powers.
The temperature definitly went up in here.

Matt-Man said...

Knight: Jay and I thank you and if you have received Jay's email, you know you have a profound purpose. Just don't say anything now. Thanks Knight and Cheers!!

Joker_SATX said...

You lucky bastard!

I say this with only the best of intentions....

Matt-Man said...

Joker: Maybe I should play the Lottery. Cheers Joker!!

Lu' said...

Nice driver shot...

Matt-Man said...

Lu: Isn't it though? Have a wunnerful upcoming weekend. Cheers Pal!!

David said...

I have a thing about this pee on people business....mesmerized but appalled...kind of like watching a train wreck. Damn it, I'm so pee-shy. I'm "pissed" that I likely can't participate...well maybe with enough to drink, inuendo intended.

Matt-Man said...

David: Not a big fan of pee sex. Call me crazy!! Cheers David!!