It's time for another installment of He Said...She Said, however...today?
Schmoop is in charge, so here we go...
Schmoop: So, I was talking to Drive By Mikey today, and he was intimating that there was a conversation between the two of you about “some things”. What about?
Matt: It was about you, but seriously we are all allowed our space. Are we not?
Schmoop: You are correct, and I apologize for “invading your space”. He just happened to say something as I was there purchasing beverages. Just asking.
Matt: Hey…We are honest…to my detriment at times, but isn’t it nice?
Schmoop: Yes it is; I like honesty. So what did you talk about?
Matt: Now, you’ve crossed the line. It was between Mikey and I, and…it was honest. It didn’t change nor hide the facts between you and I.
Schmoop: Ok. I guess I’m just jealous that I didn’t have anyone to tell. Except the whole fucking internet!! Lucky you. for having a friend!!
Matt: I guess we’re back on the Dana thing…
Schmoop: Nah, okay maybe, I just like her tits! I thought maybe you and Mikey were talking about sex acts, that’s all.
Matt: Well we were, and Mikey would like to see you and Dana get it on and/or pee on him. You know, just to smooth things over. Mike is only thinking about you when he says that…He simply wants you and I to be happy.
Schmoop: Ha! He’s such a giving soul! God, I wish I was into that!!! Well until I am…I want you, Mr. Mahoney all to myself so ppppffffllllllttttt! I’m so mature!!
Matt: That’s sweet, but if it disturbs ya, how about we lose the carpet munching, and just go with some tit sucking amongst girls?
Schmoop: Well, well Ms. Vale, another rooster in the hen house!! I must quote:
Life is like a box of chocolates, you’ll never know what you’ll get...or something. Wanna get something???
Matt: “Wanna get something?” Are you asking me or Dana?
Matt: Well, there…you…go
And there you have it…Matty is a happy man...