It’s time for another installment of Matt-Man’s Private Conversations™
This week, my conversation is one that took place between me and myself, and one which turned me on my head.
Me: Do you realize I am on the precipice of losing everything?
Myself: Yeah…It kinda sucks. Wait…Everything?
Me: I could possibly lose my girlfriend, a place to live, my job is in peril because of the economy, and I owe like 8 gazillion dollars in hospital bills.
Myself: Well…at least you have your health.
Me: Ha. I smoke two packs of cigarettes a day. How long can that last? Plus, it was about one year ago that I got sick and went into the hospital.
Me/Myself: Hence the 8 gazillion dollars in medical bills.
Myself: You will always have your website.
Me: True, and I hear that the Public Library has fantastic internets access.
Myself: Oh yeah…the place to live thing. Well dude, at least you’re cute!!
Me: I used to be, until my gum disease kicked into overdrive and my teeth started poppin' out faster and more often than Brett Favre’s dick.
Myself: Hee Hee. At least you still have your rapier wit and sense of humor.
Me: Ha!! Indeed…Perhaps I could get a gig with the circus.
Myself: You ARE a circus.
Me: More like a freak show.
Myself: Good One. You still have your book to write.
Me: True, but I need a disinterested third party to help me edit it.
Myself: There should be no problem finding someone.
Me: What? Finding an editor?
Myself: No. Finding someone who is disinterested in you. Ha!! I crack Myself up!!
Me: Hee Hee. Funny.
Myself: Dude, just keep pressin’ on. Things will change. You will change.
Me: Damn right, or die tryin’.
Myself: And look on the bright side. If you do die tryin’, it would only be a murder of one.
Me: I can dig it. Thanks. Now cue the music.
I’ll be posting again later today with some updates and info about our I’m With Stupid radio show which airs every Sunday at 11 AM EDT on Blog Talk Radio.
Until then, Happy Friday and…