It’s Friiiiiiday so you know what that means, you chuckleheads!! That’s Right!!Another obscenely gratuitous promo for I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio!! Let’s get to it, shall we?
We shall…
Tonight at 11 PM EDT on I’m With Stupid, Jay and I will be discussing the continuing rise of The Nanny State.
If you are tired of faceless, uptight nosemarys telling you how to live and what to eat or not eat, you need to tune in.
There’s a crisis in this country my friends, and it all begins with smoking bans and the government sanctioned deprivation of Happy Meals to our kids.
I swear to God…it’s Fahrenheit 451 all over again…For realz!!
People with too much time on their hands and no hopes of ever getting laid are exacting their pent-up sexual frustration by enacting laws and ordinances dictating how you should live.
The Food Police. The Wear a Helmet Police. The No Alcohol Infused Energy Drinks Police are on the march and coming to a fast food counter and a Beer Mine near you.
Tune into I’m With Stupid tonight at 11 PM EDT on Blog Talk Radio, and allow Jay and myself to forewarn you and give you tips on how to prevent these ninnies from taking over the country and taking over your lives.This is America, Dammit!! And if I want to eat eight Big Macs I will, and you can’t stop me until you pry that eighth Big Mac from my cold, dead hand you fuckers!!
Along with that we will have our never amusing Football picks, Nipsey Russell, and dig this…
Recently unseated U.S. Senator from Arkansas, Blanche Lincoln will be stopping by. I so want to get politically incorrect with her. Yum-Oh!!
Listen in, and call in and tell us what government interventions are pissing you off. You can call us at:
661.244.9852
So to reiterate…
Needle dicked ninnies bad. Big Macs and I’m with Stupid, good.
Hope to see ya and hear from ya tonight at 11 PM EDT on I’m With Stupid.
For further info and our show’s home page, click HERE.
And don’t pull a Lola on us this weekend…Remember…
Damn right, Bitches…Set your clocks back come Sunday morning.
See you on the radio tonight.
Cheers!!
17 comments:
I'll be calling in from the bar. Don't answer.
Knight: Wow...I find that highly arousing and you know we'll have to answer THAT call. Cheers Knight!!
This is America, Dammit!! And if I want to eat eight Big Macs I will, and you can’t stop me until you pry that eighth Big Mac from my cold, dead hand you fuckers!!
Just make that Quarter Pounders with cheese for me!
Irene: Consider it done, because Schmoop would say the same thing as that is her fave from the Ronald McDonald bill of fare as well. Cheers Irene!!
Word!
Oh, and have they banned that Loko Four stuff from Ohio too? I wanted to try some, dammit!
I do love me a QP w/cheese, but I may have to have a Big Mac soon, it's been ages! Yum!
Guess what. I let my kids ride their bikes without helmets (just not near the street). Oh the horror!
If I'm still up at 11 I'll be listening so it better be good!
I'm glad you posted this cause I was wondering what we were going to talk about. I'll see if I can write down a couple of ideas between now and 10:00 central time.
Allie: Not yet, but I saw today where Michigan has banned it. Drink Up...Quickly!! Cheers Allie!!
Chick: Be still my heart. If I know you are listening I will have a hard on the entire show. Cheers Chick!!
Jay: Well, you know...the idea just came to me. Cheers Funny Man!!
...Lola ain't got no hips...
1971 I rode a bicycle across the street in California. Seconds later, blue lights and a siren nailed me for a $5 dollar ticket, for not crossing at the crosswalk while walking my bicycle....I laughed my ass off at the cop as he wrote the ticket.
It's all California's fault you know!
I think it's Big Macs for dinner tonight. Just to get pumped up.
"Don't forget to set my clocks back" Are you kidding me? Daylights saving time is equal to Christmas for me! I love extra time, extra sleep, and telling my little kids to go to bed it's 8 o'clock when it's really only 5!
The set the clocks back thingy is this weekend?
Dammit!
P-Man: Oh yes she does...she just hides them well...She's like a jaguar. Cheers P-Man!!
Mick: I can't believe it. The Man is always trying to keep you down. Cheers Mick!!
Mike: Ha...Sounds good, and I hope you AND your wife call in. You guys are a hoot!! Cheers Mike!!
Raquel: Well, for some reason, when you say "Daylight Saving Time" it makes me hot. If you need help turning your clock back, I'm there. Cheers Roc!!
Doc: Yes Doc...Do you read the papers or what? You like Sarah Palin, dontcha? Cheers Doc!!
I don’t know Matt; I’m torn on this one. The problem is that the kids are helpless in all this so there should be some kind of protections. There should be some kind of a nutritional guarantee in kid’s meals I think. You know there are scumbag parents out there who let their toddlers eat happy meals everyday because it’s cheaper and easier.
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