Happy Independence Day, chuckleheads, Matt-Man here.
I know, I know many of you currently have massive red, white, and blue hangovers today as does Schmoop, and that is why I’m here.
We went to quite a festive 4th of July blowout last night and the ol’ Schmoopster celebrated her independence on a level rivaled only by Ben Franklin.
Anyhoo…
Just wanted to say hi, and let you know that Jayman and I are broadcasting live today at 11 AM EDT on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio.
So join us for the show by listening and calling in as we celebrate our freedom by attacking the Nanny Staters who are trying to regulate every aspect of our lives.
So grab a hangover beer and listen in by clicking HERE and/or calling in at 661.244.9852 at 11 AM EDT.
If we’re lucky…The lovely Tamra aka I’m With Stupid’s 2011 Mizz Red, White, and Mmmmmmm will call in.
Cheers!!
It’s Friiiiiiday so you know what that means, you chuckleheads!! That’s Right!!
Another obscenely gratuitous promo for I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio!! Let’s get to it, shall we?
We shall…
Tonight at 11 PM EDT on I’m With Stupid, Jay and I will be discussing the continuing rise of The Nanny State.
If you are tired of faceless, uptight nosemarys telling you how to live and what to eat or not eat, you need to tune in.
There’s a crisis in this country my friends, and it all begins with smoking bans and the government sanctioned deprivation of Happy Meals to our kids.
I swear to God…it’s Fahrenheit 451 all over again…For realz!!
People with too much time on their hands and no hopes of ever getting laid are exacting their pent-up sexual frustration by enacting laws and ordinances dictating how you should live.
The Food Police. The Wear a Helmet Police. The No Alcohol Infused Energy Drinks Police are on the march and coming to a fast food counter and a Beer Mine near you.
Tune into I’m With Stupid tonight at 11 PM EDT on Blog Talk Radio, and allow Jay and myself to forewarn you and give you tips on how to prevent these ninnies from taking over the country and taking over your lives.
This is America, Dammit!! And if I want to eat eight Big Macs I will, and you can’t stop me until you pry that eighth Big Mac from my cold, dead hand you fuckers!!
Along with that we will have our never amusing Football picks, Nipsey Russell, and dig this…
Recently unseated U.S. Senator from Arkansas, Blanche Lincoln will be stopping by. I so want to get politically incorrect with her. Yum-Oh!!
Listen in, and call in and tell us what government interventions are pissing you off. You can call us at:
661.244.9852
So to reiterate…
Needle dicked ninnies bad. Big Macs and I’m with Stupid, good.
Hope to see ya and hear from ya tonight at 11 PM EDT on I’m With Stupid.
For further info and our show’s home page, click HERE.
And don’t pull a Lola on us this weekend…Remember…
Damn right, Bitches…Set your clocks back come Sunday morning.
See you on the radio tonight.
Cheers!!
