Thursday, December 16, 2010

Black Like Me and Ho Ho Ho

Yes, I don’t care how my numbers get crushed along with my soul…I need to pimp our show!!

Tonight on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio at 11 PM EST, Jay and myself will be getting jiggy wif it.

Did you pick up on my ghetto/negro talk?

Yeah, I said negro…What?

Got a problem with that, Mr. or Mrs. “I Feel Guilty About Being a White Person Who Enslaved Black People and Killed the Indians” Motherfucker?

I didn’t fuckin’ think so…

In fact, I hate the word, “negro”…not because it’s bad socially, but it’s just an ugly sounding word. I prefer to call them “blacks”.

And on I'm With Stupid tonight at 11 PM EST we will do just that because…

Jayman and I will be talking about the Sun Bowl where the U of M plays Notre Dame. Samuel L. Jackson will be chiming in, and I will profess my love for Tyra Banks…or something.

It’s gonna be unscripted, and it’s gonna be black. Hell…

They have the month of February why not give them part of December? Oh that’s right, they already have part of December with Kwaanza!!

Sneaky bastards…and I thought it was the Yellow Devils and their Chinese New Year who were so damn clever.

Anyhoo…

Tune into I’m With Stupid tonight at 11 PM EST on Blog Talk Radio and listen, laugh, and call-in.

Itsa gonna be a good time. You can access our show page by clicking HERE.

Cheers!!

18 comments:

Jay said...

Okay then ....

Does this mean that we're inviting our black girlfriends to come on the show too?

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Inviting them? They better show up with booty hanging out and attitude to spare. I need me some Tyra, Bitch!! Cheers Jay!!

Jay said...

Okay, I'll tell my black girlfriend to call in. Of course, she's going to be VERY surprised to find out that she's my black girlfriend.


Uh, surprised to find out that she's my girlfriend. She already knows that she's black. Just thought I'd clarify.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Oh Jesus...Save it for the show. That's good stuff. Cheers Jay!!

Mike said...

So it's a booty call tonight. I'm in.

Scott Oglesby said...

It’s funny but I unconsciously change my speech patterns depending on my company. I grew up in the ghetto so I can sound like Em or Jay-Z at the drop of a hat. Or I can get all academic up on those bitches if the situation calls for it.

I should have moved to Hollywood and been a GotDamn Actor.

Evil Twin's Wife said...

I've heard so much worse...I grew up in Alabama and Georgia.

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Ha. I guess it is. We'll keep some ass warm for ya. Cheers Mike!!

Scott: That's actually what I seriously considered doing when I graduated from HS. I have been in plays all my life. I love to act. Cheers Scott!!

Matt-Man said...

Evil: Yeah so have I, but I don't like to just throw invectives out there to throw them out there. Cheers ETW!!

Knight said...

I would love to hear some harlem speak in your sweet Ohio accent.

Matt-Man said...

Knight: Okay...whatever you want...I'll do it. Cheers Knight!!

Dianne said...

I'm gonna get nekkid and pour Aunt Jemima syrup all over myself just before I call in

Matt-Man said...

Dianne: Oh Baby....Now THAT'S Hot. Cheers Sexy!!

Candice said...

I speak ebonics as a second language.

Fo real.

Matt-Man said...

Candice: And you speak it well, and as with everything you speak...quite hotly. Cheers Candice!!

Raquel's World said...

You better be careful, I got someone heated because I said "whitey". Negro could be worse.

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: Ha....I know you did and you know what I say to him and or her? Fuck Em. Cheers Sexy!!

David said...

I'm always confused about the proper use of group names for the blacks.

I mean there is the United Negro College Fund and and National Association for the Advancement of Colored People - two fine and respected organizations. Yet there is no appreciation for negro or colored. What is a polite whitey to do?