It's Thursday so you know what that means...That's Right!!
Another edition of He Said...She Said
Let's get right to it.
Matt: So as of today, I guess I’m laid off…
Schmoop: It’s ok baby, we’ll make do. Don’t we always?
Matt: Of course we do…I filed for unemployment online this morning…but…
Schmoop: Well, that’s good…but what?
Matt: I had to call the ex to get Ryno’s SS number. Guess what she said…
Schmoop: Oh hell, do I want to know?
Matt: Well…She said to me…Not, “that’s a shame“…not…“are ya going to be alright“…she said…and I quote: “What does this mean for me?”
Schmoop: Oh fuck no, she din’t. What the fucking hell? I’m trying to leave off certain expletives, can’t you tell?
Matt: Yeah, she did. We were getting along so well….food every Sunday, chuckles ’bout Ryno, and then? Bom Bom Bommmmm…the money dries up!!
Schmoop: That’s the way it always has been with her. Damn, I wanna slap a’ bish! What about everything being about Ryno? Where in hell does that come into play? Hmmm…?
Matt: Well now…five seconds after my hesitation of silence over the “what about ME ?” quote, she said, “I mean, what about Ryno?”
Schmoop: Of course she did. What a twatwaffle. I’m sorry baby, I wish I could do something. You know, like…umm. Whatever…she is what she is.
Matt: I know…and the best thing is, she called me back after she gave me Ryno’s SS Number and said, “Why does this happen every year?!”
Schmoop: Every year!!? She is delusional, isn’t she? Jeez Louise!
Matt: Eh…I go to take and pick up Ryno on Thursday, so we shall see…It could be all well and fine by then.
Schmoop: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…“Well and fine“…You ARE such an optimist!!
Matt: I used to be…And now I ’m laid off!!
Schmoop: I do NOT give a flying rat’s ass if you’re laid off! Well, I mean I do, but we WILL get thru all of this together, right? We are a team, for better or worse. Done deal.
Matt: Thanks Schmoop…I love you…and, well, I’m sure they’ll still love me as much as they always have; well…at least Ryno will.
Schmoop: Of course Ryno will!! You know why? Because he got the best of you…from you, and you alone!! Oh, and by the way…she doesn’t need to love you. I got that covered!!
Matt: You are too kind…And I love you too. And, I can’t wait to go to Ryno’s house to pick him up.
Have a Wunnerful Thursday and as always…
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