Sunday, January 09, 2011

Death...It Creeps Upon Us in the Form of a Frozen, White Tortise

Brace yourself, Bitches!! Snow is coming to Bagwine, Ohio.

Not just any snow…it could be as much as a few inches. Our situation here in the burg, is one of panic, chaos, and hopelessness.

Mothers are grocery shopping. Fathers and Baby Daddies are drinking. Little ones are weeping.

My full Monday post and the level of inhumanity perpetuated cannot be well-written until I get an accurate forecast as to the amount of snow we will be getting, so…

I will have to wait until Monday morning.

A thousand pardons…and as always,

Cheers!!

5 comments:

Jay said...

We've got about 2 inches of snow right now. They have more like 4 inches in Little Rock. The city is paralyzed and they're begging people not to try to get out on it. It will be weeks, maybe months before they recover.

Mike said...

... are drinking ....

Ummmmm... that's a good thing, isn't it?

Beth said...

If we get what they say we're going to, tomorrow could be sexapaloosa at the Bagwine digs;)

Matt-Man said...

Jay: I am glad you are still with us and safe. I was very concerned that you may have been buried alive by the two inches of fluff. Cheers Jay!!

Mike: Yes...I am stocking up on Rose today. Cheers Mike!!

Matt-Man said...

Schmoop: In that case...let it snow let it snow, let it snow. Cheers and Zoooooves!!