Friday, January 28, 2011

TGJIAO: Thank God January Is Almost Over

Happy Friiiiiiday Chuckleheads!!

The best thing about this Friday?

It’s the last Friday of January. Thank God!!

January, once you get past New Year’s Day and the College Bowl games, is absolutely THE worst month of year.

It’s cold. It’s gray. It’s borrrrrrring.

Oy. Good riddance January, and take your time coming back.

I’m a little tired today because last night I was up until almost 2 AM. Jayman and I did our I’m With Stupid radio show and let me tell ya, it was a real hootin-annie.

The fun just wouldn’t stop.

First of all, I’m With Stupid’s new intern, little Jimmy Stewart was live in studio with me.

Little Jimmy even called into the show and in keeping with my switchboard acumen, I accidentally and abruptly hung up on him. But, let me tell ya…

Little Jimmy lives across the hall from us here in the Bagwine digs, so trust me, I know that it was for the best. The man is a menace to society and to himself.

Keith Olbermann introduced himself as I’m With Stupid’s newest correspondent, and I’d play his message for you now, but just as I inadvertently deleted Jimmy from the phone lines, I deleted Keith’s message from my inbox.

I do however, have IWS’s Dutch correspondent Guy Ahnyurdyck’s rebuttal to the hiring of Keith Olbermann:

(If the play button doesn’t work, click on the thingy where it says, twaudio)

Dour Mike called in and his lovely wife chimed in as well. Jay was his charming self, and fun was had by a handful thousands.

Oh I almost forgot…In addtion to the grandiose appearance of Keith Olbermann, I caught up with Dennis Miller and got an exclusive interview with him:

It’s Friday and January is almost over so, kick back and have a listen to all things I’m With Stupid related.

In fact, if you want to listen to the entire show (or just the first minute or two, please) you can do so by use of this handy dandy recording machine:

Listen to internet radio with Im With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio

Have a great weekend all…Spend it getting laid and tying one on, ‘cause there’s nothing else to do until February gets here, but no worries, February is just around the corner.



Jay said...

Yeah, January pretty much sucks. And, I wish I was quicker when I'm on live cause I totally missed the chance to make "Rear Window" "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" and "Shenandoah" jokes with Jimmy Stewart there. Oh well.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Ha...well you have a cold...You can't be Uber-Jay all the time. Cheers Jay!!

Desert Rat said...

Well, Steve is out of town, so that nixes getting laid; however, I've got serious plans in place to tie one on. The glass is half full!

Matt-Man said...

Rat: Oh yeahhhhh....Call me when you are loaded, I have things to say. Cheers Lovely One!

MysteryChick said...

What's so great about February? It's freezing and Nor'easter-y AND has Valentines Day in it so for me it pretty much blows too!

Matt-Man said...

February: True, but my bitrthday is in February and it is the last month of truly dead ass cold air. Cheers Sexy!!

Mike said...

"Little Jimmy lives across the hall"

You mean you're renting out rooms in your palatial mansion?! Hard times are here aren't they!

Matt-Man said...

MIke: Times are tough for a Bagwine Pimp. Cheers and thanks for calling in Mike. Tell your wife I love her. Cheers MIke!!

Scott Oglesby said...

I’m going to listen to this later, when my wife does the weekend shopping. It was so much easier when she was in another country!

Matt-Man said...

Scott: Ha. Have a good weekend. Cheers Scott!!

Raquel's World said...

YUCK to January! Yahoo for February tax refunds for the poor!