Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Schmoop: I Love My Matt-Man!!

Schmoop’s Post-Valentine Day Rebuttal…

So,
yesterday you may have read every reason why the Matt Man loves me…

But do any of you know why I love him? I thought not. So here goes.

He is my BFF/OSP, has been for over ten years. Although, no sex tonite, as he and I had a disagreement…

He however, is still making me dinner, which I am most thankful for.

What disagreement you say? More of your bizness.

My man is very good looking…he’s smart beyond measure (he doesn’t even show you half of it), and he’s an all around wonderful person.

And while we have our moments, overall, I love him with all my heart.

He also has a tongue that is on par with Gene Simmons!! You only wish you were me. Tough, he’s mine.

His sense of humor, and his brilliant mind is what strikes me the most.

He loves his son more than life itself, which should tell you a thing or two about him.

I do not have kids, nor do I want them, but that in and of itself, is a major plus with me.

We have shared this tiny apartment for over ten years, and though once in a great while we may have a tense time, we will always have each other.

We’ve been through quite a bit, it can be no other way.

I hate to be sappy, but there is love…

The boy may be a juvenile, sarcastic bastard, but he’s MY sarcastic, juvenile bastard, and I love him.

Cheers, or whatever…

21 comments:

Jay said...

Awwwww

Hell, I can't even come up with something smartassy to say to this.

MysteryChick said...

I'm with Jay, I've got nothing but "awww". You two are a great match.

David said...

hmmm....that pic...not being a smoker, I had no idea that was how people were smoking these days. But it is kind of logical, as the places to smoke keep getting reduced, then I guess it only makes sense the smokers must double up. And it also makes sense to inhale the smoke through the nose so the mouth is free for WIR.

I think this must be a combination of genius and evolution.

Mike said...

"We’ve been through quite a bit.."

So have we.

ISRAEL CARRASCO said...

awesome post

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Isn't Schmoop so kind...and delusional? Cheers Jay!!

Chick: Since we are a great match, you could be our gasoline and we could set this place on fire. Cheers Hot Stuff!!

Matt-Man said...

David: I adhere to the old adage. Smoke smart, not hard. Cheers David!!

Mike: Ha. What are you saying? cheers Mike!!

Israel: It caught me off guard. I assumed she was going to be a smart ass, dammit!! Cheers IC!!

Beth said...

Wow Mahone, you are one lucky bastard ;)

Matt-Man said...

Schmoop: Yes I am...well...at least three weeks a month I am. Hey-Oooooooo. Cheers and Zoooooves, Baby!!

Smokey Bondoson said...

I believe ear smoking is all the rage now...

Matt-Man said...

P-Man: I am soooo 2010 I guess. Cheers P-Man!!

You can Call me AL said...

Not only did I get a morning read but a tear jerker as bonus.

So cute Schmoop and so truthful. I wish more fathers would step up to the plate as Matt does.

Desert Rat said...

That is so sweet, Schmoop! You guys just make me smile from ear to ear! Happy, happy POST V-day!

Matt-Man said...

Al: Thanks Al...I think he's the greatest thing in the world. Thanks for the comment. Cheers Al!!

Rat: It is sweet, and I love the Schmoop as well..now...can you and I get naked together? Just askin'? Cheers Adorable One!!

Desert Rat said...

You're gonna have to take a number...

Desert Rat said...

Just kidding!

Matt-Man said...

Rat: Uh-huh...I have no doubt. Cheers my uber-hotfriend!!

bobbybegood1 said...

Question? Exactly how much moola did you pay her to say all that? Hahaha. Cheers you crazy-in-love-couple.

P. S. By the way Matty do you know the history of St. Valentine's Day. The homo bastard was a pedophile. Any problems?

Matt-Man said...

Bobby: Heyyyyy Baby!! Hope you are well. I really just had to cook bacon for her last night; that's all it took.

St. Valentine would make one helluva 21st Century Priest!! Cheers BBG!!

bobbybegood1 said...

You said a mouthful.

P. S. I really have to a serious talk with Schmoop. Hahaha. Cheers Babe!!

Matt-Man said...

Bobby: Ha. Funny. Cheers BBG!!