Schmoop’s Post-Valentine Day Rebuttal…
So, yesterday you may have read every reason why the Matt Man loves me…
But do any of you know why I love him? I thought not. So here goes.
He is my BFF/OSP, has been for over ten years. Although, no sex tonite, as he and I had a disagreement…
He however, is still making me dinner, which I am most thankful for.
What disagreement you say? More of your bizness.
My man is very good looking…he’s smart beyond measure (he doesn’t even show you half of it), and he’s an all around wonderful person.
And while we have our moments, overall, I love him with all my heart.
He also has a tongue that is on par with Gene Simmons!! You only wish you were me. Tough, he’s mine.
His sense of humor, and his brilliant mind is what strikes me the most.
He loves his son more than life itself, which should tell you a thing or two about him.
I do not have kids, nor do I want them, but that in and of itself, is a major plus with me.
We have shared this tiny apartment for over ten years, and though once in a great while we may have a tense time, we will always have each other.
We’ve been through quite a bit, it can be no other way.
I hate to be sappy, but there is love…
The boy may be a juvenile, sarcastic bastard, but he’s MY sarcastic, juvenile bastard, and I love him.
Cheers, or whatever…