Thursday, March 17, 2011

Happy St. Patrick's Day...or Whatever

Welcome and Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Let’s do a little Irish He Said…She Said, shall we?

Matt: So? You all excited about the birthday party we’re going to on Saturday?

Schmoop: No

Matt: Oh c’mon. We’re gonna have fun. Drink some beer, play some cards, hang out with people that you don’t know.

Schmoop: Exactly! People I don’t fucking know! Whoo Boy sounds like a barrel of laughs. Also, I don’t play Euchre.

Matt: It will be fun. You heard me talking to Nat last night; she’s fun. And brother Marty will be there… You like Marty.

Schmoop: I adore your brother, but…what on earth will I wear? And what about my High School Industrial Arts teacher that will be there? He frightens me. He’s a Republican for God’s sake.

Matt: Ha…He’s a pussycat and his wife is the sweetest woman on earth. And well, there’s the birthday boy with whom I grew up. He’s very dry, but quite funny.

Schmoop: I know, I know. I just have social anxiety. I’ll get over it, and have a good time. What are we there for, twenty minutes?? Ha! Just kidding.

Matt: Oh hell, just go with the flow, would ya?

Schmoop: OMFG, I hate flows! I’ll do it for you, and you only. Considering you only drag me out of my hole once or twice a year. I don’t like to flow L

Matt: I know you hate flows and seriously, I wish you’d make your monthly flow stop.


S chmoop: You’re face should stop. Ha!

Matt: Ha…Borrowing lines from Ryno, I see. Marty called and he is primed for Saturday’s party, dear. He digs ya and his wife won’t be there.

Schmoop: Lucky me.

Matt: Damn right…Two Mahoney boys fawning all over you as we take the Euchre Title.

Schmoop: Gloriosity, Matty.

Matt: I knew ya’d dig it.

Schmoop: Whatever.

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Cheers!!

13 comments:

Jay said...

Man, Schmoop is just almost overcome with excitement. I can tell that she's counting down the minutes til the party. ;-)

Mike said...

"I don’t play Euchre"

At first I thought Euchre was a musical instument. Then I realized it was just Bob.

David said...

OMG - you really know how to show a gal a good time on a Saturday night. Hanging with Ohio Republicans who undoubtedly voted for and happily support Kasich while watching others play euchre. Does it get any better?

Hard to imagine! Hard to imagine not locking oneself in the car and refusing to get out. Not enough alcohol in the world for that party -IMHO.

But I'm sure yous guys will have fun. Just to be clear - you are not expecting to get laid when you get home from that party...right?

Michele said...

Happy St. Patrick's Day to you and Schmoop. Have fun at your party.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: She is bubbling with excitement...or something. Cheers Jay!!

Mike: Ha. That was so stupid it was funny. Cheers Mike!!

David: Ha. It will be a very good time and yes, when we get home I'll get laid. Schmoop is a rabbit. Cheers David!!

Matt-Man said...

Michele: I'll take pictures of the excitement. Happy St. Patty's Day to you and Mr. JR. Cheers Michele!!

MysteryChick said...

My social anxiety cure of choice is to down a couple of beers either right before arriving or as soon as I enter the party. It's usually a cake-walk after that! Good luck Schmoop!

Oh, and Matt-Man, remember..."Ach an grá is mó - an grá thar aon rud eile loves, fiú níos mó ná a máthair - An bhfuil an tairiscint, paiseanta, grá undying, Of amháin beorach slob drunken do eile "

Matt-Man said...

Chick: Schmoop is fine once she gets to the party and has a couple, and whatever you just said to me?

I'm going to imagine that it was really hot and really dirty. Cheers and Slainte Sexy!!

Beth said...

I've decided to show up drunk in a wife beater and booty shorts. There, I feel much mo better.

sybil law said...

I like parties where I don't know anyone. That way, I can do my usual jackassery without caring. Oh, who am I kidding- I do that, anyway!
Have fun!

Matt-Man said...

Schmoop: Oh Baaaaaby, that's hot. Ima going out right now to find a pair of thigh high boots for ya to accompany your ensemble. Cheers and Zoooooves!!

Sybil: I actually do too. Of course, I like people. Schmoop? Not so much. Cheers Hot Lips!!

Dianne said...

schmoop is so hot she should always be the center of any party

Happy Drunken Catholics Day

Matt-Man said...

Dianne: She is so hot I used her to smoke my meat. Cheers Sexy!!