Monday, June 06, 2011

D-Day...Schmoop Storms The Britches At Nor-Matt-Dy!!

June 6, 2000 D-Day… 

MY D-Day!!

It was a hot, sweltering day. To add insult to injury, I was living on the west end of Bagwine. Oh, you’re not familiar with the west end of Bagwine you say? Trust me…

It’s a cesspool.

Anyhoo…

That particular day, my air conditioning was blowing cold, the beers were flowing (duh), and I, being the much younger, cuter, and more flexible version of my current self, had my intended target in my pubic crosshairs.

I put on my game face, and went for the kill.

What could I do, it was me against him? I had to arm myself.

So, I tossed out the deck full of drunk, sweaty people, and I went into the cool house with my intended victim.

As I left him on the couch, along with a menagerie of dogs and cats, I retired to my chambers, but only for a brief moment…

Then…the fight was on.

For the next six hours, the battle raged.

Then, just as the sun was coming up, and the morning beer coffee was consumed, I bid him, fair thee well.

Oh, he continued to contact me in his sick and twisted way, but I remained adamant about our parting.

I moved out of my kept house and three months later, he moved in with me into my newly, single girl apartment.

No more house, deck, or yard (thank God). To this day, this madman and I live in a tiny one bedroom apartment, and I could not be happier.

Now, nearly eleven years later…the older, wiser (ha!), and not so flexible combatant that is me, has come full circle.

Kids, don’t try this at home. It was a risky maneuver; some may say foolish, but…I WON!!

Happy Anniversary of the D-Day that we met, honey…in the Biblical sense.

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See ya all tomorrow, you pretty people, you.

Zooooooves!!

9 comments:

Matt-Man said...

We really should do a re-enactment of that historic event. SOON!! Cheers Schmoop!!

Beth said...

You know it my man;)~

Matt-Man said...

Sweeeeeet. However we're a lot older now...instead of 6 hours, can we whittle the action down to 6 minutes? Cheers and Zoves!!

Beth said...

Sure! That would be lot easier on these old bones!!

Bubblewench said...

Aww... sounds like a PG movie... ;) happy meet-a-versary!

Beth said...

Bubble: Ha! Thanks, it was quite a different way to go about things;)

Raquel's World said...

Awwwwww, So cute so cute. Waiting on a post-D-Day post.

Jay said...

I hope there's a plaque or statue or something erected to commemorate this great moment in history.

Beth said...

Raquel: As I remember, it was quite feral!

Jay: There is!! Downtown next to the fountains, and George Rogers Clark!