Showing posts with label Assemblyman Mike Duvall. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Assemblyman Mike Duvall. Show all posts

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Hey South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson...You Should Be More Like Mike Duvall

Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC)…He shouted, “You Lie” during President Obama’s address this past Wednesday.

That of course, made him look like a petulant child. But more so than being childish, you know what Joe Wilson is?

He’s a wimp…a chicken shit…a pussy.

Why do I say that? Because he apologized, then he back tracked on it to an extent, and then made a whiny fundraising video asking people for their help…and their cash.

Suck it up Joe. If you have the nerve to call Obama a liar during a joint address of Congress, man up and stand behind your claim and apologize to no one.

Dude, this is your fifteen minutes of fame dammit.

When your time is up do you want to be remembered as the congressman who called out a President or just another milquetoast politician who was trying to grab some pub and donations for your reelection?

You need to be more like your fellow Republican, California Assemblyman Mike Duvall (R-Yorba Linda)…


Well, I guess he’s now known as, FORMER Assemblyman, Mike Duvall (R-His Wife’s Doghouse).

Hell, Duvall not only cheated on his wife with an energy lobbyist, he cheated on the lobbyist with another woman. And then…

He bragged about it to Assemblyman Jeff Miller prior to a committee hearing…in the hearing room…into a microphone…for all the world to hear.

Duvall talked about how the lobbyist he was hosing liked to be spanked and how much he was really getting into it, and her. Let me tell you, Congressman Wilson…

Those are some capitol dome sized balls. Joe, you need to be more like Mike “Balls To The Wall” Duvall.

Duvall resigned of course, but man, he went out on top…or perhaps bottom, or from behind. I’m not sure which position he and his ladies preferred, but you get my point.

C’mon Wilson, don’t be a fancy pants girly man. Don’t back off your accusation. Don’t wee wee into your corn flakes and cry into a camera saying that you need the support of others.

Your shriek of, “You Lie” struck a blow for every Birther, Death Panel believing, xenophobic voter in America.

Be a man about it. Be more like Mike Duvall. Or is that a problem for you?

Maybe you’re just a coward who wears pantyhose and hi-heels and thought calling the President a liar, was a good way to play on the irrational paranoia that has come to grip a significant portion of voters.

Maybe…You, unlike Mike Duvall, don’t even like women. So which is it, Joe?

Are you a Palmetto State pantywaist, or are you a man who stands firm in what he says?

No need to answer. I already know. But if you feel you must answer, don’t tell me it’s the latter, because if you do, I’ll have only one thing to say to you…

"You Lie!!"

Cheers!!