Hey South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson...You Should Be More Like Mike Duvall

Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC)…He shouted, “You Lie” during President Obama’s address this past Wednesday.

That of course, made him look like a petulant child. But more so than being childish, you know what Joe Wilson is?

He’s a wimp…a chicken shit…a pussy.

Why do I say that? Because he apologized, then he back tracked on it to an extent, and then made a whiny fundraising video asking people for their help…and their cash.

Suck it up Joe. If you have the nerve to call Obama a liar during a joint address of Congress, man up and stand behind your claim and apologize to no one.

Dude, this is your fifteen minutes of fame dammit.

When your time is up do you want to be remembered as the congressman who called out a President or just another milquetoast politician who was trying to grab some pub and donations for your reelection?

You need to be more like your fellow Republican, California Assemblyman Mike Duvall (R-Yorba Linda)…

Well, I guess he’s now known as, FORMER Assemblyman, Mike Duvall (R-His Wife’s Doghouse).

Hell, Duvall not only cheated on his wife with an energy lobbyist, he cheated on the lobbyist with another woman. And then…

He bragged about it to Assemblyman Jeff Miller prior to a committee hearing…in the hearing room…into a microphone…for all the world to hear.

Duvall talked about how the lobbyist he was hosing liked to be spanked and how much he was really getting into it, and her. Let me tell you, Congressman Wilson…

Those are some capitol dome sized balls. Joe, you need to be more like Mike “Balls To The Wall” Duvall.

Duvall resigned of course, but man, he went out on top…or perhaps bottom, or from behind. I’m not sure which position he and his ladies preferred, but you get my point.

C’mon Wilson, don’t be a fancy pants girly man. Don’t back off your accusation. Don’t wee wee into your corn flakes and cry into a camera saying that you need the support of others.

Your shriek of, “You Lie” struck a blow for every Birther, Death Panel believing, xenophobic voter in America.

Be a man about it. Be more like Mike Duvall. Or is that a problem for you?

Maybe you’re just a coward who wears pantyhose and hi-heels and thought calling the President a liar, was a good way to play on the irrational paranoia that has come to grip a significant portion of voters.

Maybe…You, unlike Mike Duvall, don’t even like women. So which is it, Joe?

Are you a Palmetto State pantywaist, or are you a man who stands firm in what he says?

No need to answer. I already know. But if you feel you must answer, don’t tell me it’s the latter, because if you do, I’ll have only one thing to say to you…

"You Lie!!"

Cheers!!

When Obama Addresses Congress On Health Care Tonight, He Should Just Say...

Tonight, President Obama will jump from the frying pan of indoctrinating our school children into the fire of addressing the self-serving members of our United States Congress on the issue of Health Care Reform.

Sheesh…Being President of the United States is a busy job. How the hell Bill Clinton worked hosing a moist mouthed Jewish chick into his schedule leaves me baffled…and in awe. Anyhoo…

Tonight, Obama will announce his plan for Health Care Reform. At long last legislation, we will finally know what Obamacare means.

I already know what it means…it means he’s too late.

Any substantive Health Care Reform taking place is a dead horse, and there’s no health care in the world that can resuscitate it. Cut it up. Cook it up. And ship it off to Taco Bell for use in their burritos.

Obama let the 3,000 different plans proposed by his fellow Democrats, and the paranoia inducing rhetoric by the Republicans leave us once again with no significant reform in regards to health care.

Late Tuesday, Sen. Max “They Were Filming Me With You Tubes” Baucus (D-MT) claims that his “Gang of Six” are close to ironing out a deal on Health Care Reform that may pass both houses of Congress.

The deal thus far, does not include a Public Option. It isn’t Universal Health Care. It calls for fines for up to $3,800 on people who do not buy health insurance.

Man, that is some serious reform. Let’s see…If I don’t by insurance, I’ll be fined. There is no cost-contained government plan available. So, from whom do I purchase health coverage in order to avoid any fines? D’oh!! The fucking, pre-existing insurance companies!!

The butcher, baker, and candlestick maker in Ohio can’t get coverage on pre-existing conditions, but by God, the health insurance companies not only get covered, with this proposal, they get additional coverage in the form of millions of new premiums.

Fan-Damn-Tastic!! Brilliant!! Praise the Lord, and Pass the Aetna Profits!! Here’s a free gall bladder removal for ya, Senator Baucus.

You know…I hear that Obama is going to push for Public Option during his joint address to Congress. It ain’t gonna happen Mr. President.

If I was President Obama, tonight I would give a simple five word address to Congress. It would be as follows:

“Fuck it…just fuck it.”

If Obama said that, he would earn respect from millions of Americans. His poll numbers currently swimming around 52%, would shoot into the 60’s. Many members of Congress would consider him a hero.

Because of his plain language and straight talk? No.

Because with that five word statement he would be demonstrating his desire to do nothing.

He would be letting Americans know that we will as a nation continue the traditions of out of control health care costs, millions of uninsured Americans, and putting profits before patients.

Americans like tradition. Tradition gives one the warmth of familiarity, and the status quo is like a comfortable pair shoes.

When Obama announced his dream of reforming the economy draining American health care system, he wasn’t merely dreaming. To many Americans, he was forcing them to try on a new pair shoes.

Americans don’t like that. They like walking around in the same pair that they are used to.

So President Obama, you too have finally learned the lesson as so many Presidents before you have…

The bigger your dreams…The larger your plans…The more grand your vision for this country, the worse your poll numbers get.

You see...

Many Americans and their elected representatives have a hard time dreaming big…especially when they are walking around in their comfortable shoes.

Cheers!!