Pinch Hitter

Okay, here's the deal...

I made great burgers for Schmoop and I last night, and then had incredible sex....with myself.

I will be around until about 10 A.M. today.

I have to work ALL frickin' weekend...

I will put up posts, but be unable to comment for the most part.

So...

I am actually putting the Schmoop in charge.

Although I will be here and there over the next three days, For the most part, she will be replying to you.

I know...I am much funnier, and smarter, but she does have a great rack. So, things are a wash.

Think of this as your opportunity to ask her intimate questions about me. Just don't ask her about the size of my wanker...

She'll go on and on, and finally say, "Oh, it's nothing, really"... No, really.

Cheers!!

P.S. Hey Jeff!! Schmoop is off until the 7th, so don't call me during the day. Okay?