After a fun filled weekend here in the great city of Bagwine, cough, cough, I have returned to the grind of the everyday.
Actually…This is good, because whenever Matt and I actually do have time together, we tend to party like we’re still fucking nineteen years old.
And in case you haven’t noticed, we ain’t nineteen no mo.
Luckily, this week is a short week, and then I am off all next week.
I’m sure then, I’ll attempt to once again, party like I’m a young shit because I never learn. My inability to learn my lessons in life is why I always hook up with Catholic boys. Oy.
Anyhoo…This is a short post. We are having a horrendous time with our Time Warner internet and…it takes me a long time to recover from a three day weekend with Mahone.
Tomorrow, I should be on my game. Or not.
Here are my three blog site recommendations for the week:
A Beer for the Shower
The Bloggess
Yo Mama’s Blog
This has been your public service announcement for the week. Everything forthcoming will be utter nonsense. Thank You.
Zoooooves!!
P.S. I can’t be the only one that thought that Casey Anthony would walk, right?
It is indeed a bee-yoo-tee-ful Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio today. Sunny and 67 degrees…not bad at all for November in the Buckeye State.
It will make my 11-7 shift in the Beer Mine today quite tolerable in spite of my ongoing recuperation.
Today, I am using our Sunday Morning Church Disservice to bestow a gift upon a man who has been very gracious to me during my illness.
That man? Jay, The Cynical Bastard.
If you read Jay-Man’s post from Thursday November 5th, you know that Jay is looking for a new Celebrity Fantasy Girlfriend ™.
Some lesser folks merely threw out names haphazardly for Jay, but I felt that the bond between Jay and I deserved me taking the time to put some thought into it. After much reflection, I think I have come up with the purrrrfect match.
Jay prefers women who are younger than him. I know that many of Jay’s lusts have been chicks of the darker, brunette, and raven hair type.
Unlike myself, huge fun bags are not a pre-requisite for our buddy. He digs cute…He likes chicks who can party, and I thought that since Jay is a sports fan, it would be nice to find a chick who likes sports as well.
Well everyone…I have found the purrrrfect Celebrity Fantasy Girlfriend ™ for our beloved Jay.
This babe, loves to party!!
When she parties, she doesn’t mind wearing a tight blue dress, boots, and getting it on with a chick in order to entertain her man.
Much like Jay, the chick I have picked is uber-Patriotic…
Like I said, Jay’s new Celebrity Fantasy Girlfriend ™ must be a sports fan…
Hike it, Bitch!!
Regardless of the outcome, our lady always practices good sportsmanship.
In spite of her fun loving, devil-may-care attitude, she can be quite sensitive…
Knowing that Jay can occasionally have brushes with the law, our lady-in-waiting is blessed with a well-rounded grasp of the American legal system!!
And there you have it folks…My choice for Jay’s new Celebrity Fantasy Girlfriend ™
The lovely and light hearted, Casey Anthony!!
I think I have outdone myself and I hope Jay is pleased with my efforts.
As an added bonus…I don’t think Jay has ever mentioned that he would like to have a child. Even if these two have sex and an unexpected pregnancy or even a full fledged birth occurs…
I am sure Casey will have no problem taking care of “that problem” in order to keep their madcap romance Similac and child-free.
Enjoy Jay…You can thank me later.
Enjoy your Sunday all.
Cheers!!
Actually…This is good, because whenever Matt and I actually do have time together, we tend to party like we’re still fucking nineteen years old.
