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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Jump Ball

I have to Praise Jeebus for Jay for today’s post…

I sent him a picture of this cheerleader from Morehead State and said the following…

"Exactly what this chick is cheering about is written all over her chest."

Jay in turn, made mention of a Catholic school that had made a tournament.

In fact, Catholic universities have made a profound impact on the NCAA tournament this year…

Dayton, Boston College, Marquette, Gonzaga, Siena, Xavier, and most importantly Villanova have made one helluva crappie crunching impact on this year’s tournament.

However, Jay sent me a picture of some fans from a Catholic University, in Nebraska of all places, that while they should have made the NCAA tournament, wound up in the NIT, the Creighton Blue Jays…

WTF? Is this what the Baby Jeebus wants from Catholic institutions?

A T-Shirt wearing chick who is never going to get laid, begging to give a blow job?

Screw the anti-Christ-like harlots in this picture...

I for one am offended by the fact that someone who is giving up junk food during Lent sent me this picture.

Is Jay merely giving lip service to the Holy Baby Jeebus? Is he firm in his love for the Lord?

I hate these types of pictures. They are misogynistic, disgusting, hot, and sinful.

Jay…while my initial thought is to rebuke you, I pray for your soul.

Repent, my good man…repent.

Amen, and Amen.

That’s all I have for today. I am working all day on Sunday, and then off to see Ryno.

Until the 'morrow…Enjoy your Sabbath.

Cheers!!