Refreshing Time Off Doesn't Have To Mean, Time Away

Today marks the third and final day of my three days off. It has been a type of mini vacation.

I haven't had to go to work...

Schmoop posted for me Thursday, Dave did the same for me yesterday, and I managed to stay off of the computer much more than I normally do...Ahhhhh, how nice.

A vacation or relaxing break from the everyday routine doesn't have to involve a trip to parts untravelled.

My "vacation" included going through junk, having drinks with Dave and Schmoop, talking with friends I haven't talked to in awhile, and getting some welcome news...

We are painting the apartment next week and then the building crew is installing new carpet and a new kitchen floor the week of July 4th. Praise Jeebus!!

Speaking of vacations, Ryno and his Mom just got back from a five day trip to the Chicago area. Because I took care of their cat, they brought me back a reward...



That's right, Bitches...Two, count em' TWO, Culver's Butter Burgers!! They bought em', packed them in the cooler on their way home and Wednesday night I was chowing down on them.


Yum...They don't look spectacular or unusual, but let me tellz ya...In addition to the butter in the burger, there is something in that fresh cooked meat that sets it apart from other burgers.

The seasoning they use in the meat is some sort of culinary crack, 'cause I have been hooked for a long, long time.

Every time Ryno and his Mom go to Chi-Town I put in my request. Funny thing is, I just found out that there is, and has been for some time, a Culver's just 25 miles west of Bagwine.

Ha. Proof positive that while having an IQ of 150 looks good on paper, it is of little or no use in the day-to-day operations of my life.

Schmoop took this time off to do something as well. I am sorry to tell you Lu, but Schmoop could no longer continue to let her hair grow out. Thursday, she had it whacked...

She looks cute, no? Although, we have discussed the possibility that if we walk down the street hand in hand we may appear to others like two dudes in love.

Yesterday was a laid back day for us. We listened to music, tipped a couple of dozen few, and then Schmoop started to put the moves on me. She seduced me.

Exactly how did she seduce me? What wiles did she impart unto me that got my libido all a-twitter.

Well, it was nothing she said...It was the way she was sitting in the chair?

Yeah Baby!! Seeing her like that was all it took for ol' Seamus the Penis to pop up and say, "Boo Yah"!! Oh yeah, the sweaty sex was on from there.

So there you have it...That's what we've been up to thus far, and we still have a whole 24 hours to play together.

We were going to go to out for breakfast this morning, but it appears that someone is more than a wee bit hungover.

The only good thing about that is, is that for once it isn't me.

IS IT SCHMOOP?...SCHMOOP?...SCHMOOP?! WANT A GREASY SAUSAGE EGG MC MUFFIN SERVED IN A DIRTY ASHTRAY, SCHMOOP!!?

Enjoy your Saturday, all.

Cheers!!