It is stock up week here in the Bagwine digs. By that, I mean a little extra money, and Mama gets whacky!
And…I’m off of work all fucking week, anyhoo…
I’ve been to two grocery stores, the Dollar Store to buy the essential things that make life easier on the Matt-Man, and myself. You know, cookies, Cap’n Crunch , and toilet paper. Why yes, I do have PMS.
Are you fucking looking at me? Oooooooo, but wait, there’s more!
At one grocery, I had an angry young man in front of me. At least, I thought he was angry, as he was throwing his canned goods in his cart like it was an Olympic sport.
Stanislav Dumbass from Bulgaria wins the Gooooolllld!! Oy!!
I also purchased the potent potables. It’s all good. I even cleaned the apartment! Well…I’m spent.
On the sports front, the yummy Derek Jeter (call me) scored, earned, got his 3000th hit on Saturday. The only Yankee to achieve this goal. You know why he is the only Yankee to do this?
First, he’s incredibly hot (call me). Second, Babe Ruth was a drunk who ate too many hot dogs, and got too many hummers. Fourth, Lou Gehrig…nuff said, and Fifth, Mickey Mantle was a pussy.
I kid, I kid. Love the Yankees, every damn one of them. Seriously, the Cincinnati Reds blow. The Cleveland Indians…forget about it.
Why yes I’m drunk. Why do you ask? Stop looking at me. You’re judging me, aren’t you?
So...we’re supposed to have new cable put in this week so that the phone, and internet don’t go down 4000 times a day.
Hope the guy that has this task doesn’t mind if I don’t have pants on, and that I’m drinking at 10:00 am.
Do you suppose he will?
Fuck him.
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Maybe you can contribute a post of some sort. They could really use the hits. 'Cause, I am totally beating their asses on an already established blog. Hee!
If I had to start a blog from scratch..?
Crickets my friends, crickets.
Until next time…
Zoooooves!!
