I have to work all day today.Yes indeed, 11 A.M. until 9 P.M. That’s an entire 8 hours…er…9...um you figure it out. It’s a long time.
Hopefully, Schmoop will stop by with some food and a smile.
My brother, Marte’ may come through and harass me for a minute.
And Sherri, if you’re reading this…
You are more than welcome to stop by and talk on your cell phone while I stand there looking like a big goob.
I worked last night and it’s funny the thoughts that enter my mind when I work. Here’s a few that permeated my mind last night in between customers.
It would suck to be homeless, but I’ve noticed one thing that the homeless folks here in Bagwine have on me. During the summer, those urban nomads have killer tans.
We are located next to a Donatos pizza.
I think people enjoy torturing me by picking up their pizza and then coming through my place to pick up pop and beer as their Serious Meat pizza sits on their passenger seat. The smell is incredible.
I have been analyzing the word, “hoagie”. I mean, I love hoagies, but I don’t know how I feel about the word itself. Do I like it or not?
After working at the Thru for a few months, I have found that 95% of all people are pretty damn nice.
I have a new addiction. I am hooked on the energy drink, Nos.
Man, that stuff is liquid speed. My pusher was my 13 year old son. He turned me onto it…The little shit.
Sometimes I wish wearing a cape was socially acceptable. I’d wear one. I’d look good in a cape.
I haven’t made breakfast for us in quite awhile. I think I will Sunday morning since I am off.
I came to the conclusion at about 8:15 last night that I am one goofy mutha fuckah.
And there you have it…
I will be awarding the COW tomorrow. Until then my friends…
Cheers!!
