Showing posts with label Friday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friday. Show all posts

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Riddle Me This...

I have a question…

Including today, I will have worked twelve of the last thirteen days, but tomorrow?

I am off all day.

Ryno will be busy helping his uncle’s family move into their new house, so he’s unavailable.

Schmoop will have the car, so I can’t drive anywhere. In fact…

Other than walking up to the Beer Mine to get my check, I’ll be stuck in the Bagwine Digs from the time I get up around 6 A.M. until Schmoop gets home around 4 P.M.

So…Tell me folks.


What the Hell should I do on my day off on Friday?

And please…Don’t tell me to go fuck myself or the like.

I get told that all the time; ergo, I am immune to that line of personal attack.

Cheers!!

Friday, March 12, 2010

It's Friday, I'm In Love!!

Holy Cow…

It’s Friday, I’m in love!!

I really don’t have much today, but let me tell ya…

I received a webcam the other day, so some of you may be seeing me naked in the near future. Yeah, I know; it means that I hate you.

And yesterday, I went to Wally World and got a headset mic. Which means I can finally Skype with ya all.

Aren’t you guys asscited? I mean, c’mon its, Matt-Man.

Your buddy…your pal!!

Matt-Man!!

Schmoop got her hair butched, I colored it dark red, and now she looks like Pope Gregory VI with tits…Which is fine; I’ll still do her. I’ll pretend I’m a schoolboy, and it‘ll all be cool.

Anyhoo…

I’ll be trying to figure out my “new” stuff today, if I don’t get back to ya in a timely manner, it’s ‘cause I said “fuck it.”

Not towards you mind you, but rather, the “stuff”.

In the meantime…here’s The Cure. I couldn’t play the video due to copyright stuff, but I can play the song.

It’s Friday, Bitches!!


Cheers!!