Those Gallic Gonad Munchers deserved it, because…well…they just did!!
Anyhoo…
I’ve mentioned before, perhaps not on here, that if I could find an additional job that pays one or two hundred extra bucks a week, Schmoop and I would feel "rich."
I mean things are okay, but there is no extra money for pizza on a whim or spontaneous stuff like that.
Also, there are a couple of people I’d like to pay off. Fortunately, they are related to me and none of them are named Guido.
So, hearing a comment from a friend of mine, I had an epiphany about a second job that not only can I handle on my own, but one at which I can, and do excel.
I am going to offer my services as a house cleaner, landscaper, yard guy, and cook.
Damn right!!
Hell, for the older folks, I’ll even be a courier for groceries, picking up prescriptions, and all around friend and Guy Friday.
The possibilities are endless. I mean, c’mon…
I’m a great cook…I’m an extremely talented landscape/yard guy…I actually like to clean, and most importantly…I am charming and sweet!!
What’s not to like? Nothing, that’s what!!
I think I am on to something and at some point on Thursday, I am going to start advertising on Facebook, and get the word of mouth ad campaign going.
I even have a name picked out for my nascent, little business…
Matt-of-All-Trades!!
I am so excited and the taste of success is palpable.
Let me tell you folks…my ability to be the jack of all trades and master of none, has become my ace in the hole and I hold the winning hand.
It’s time for me to cash in those chips.
Once again, Happy Cinco de Mayo, and as always…
Cheers!!
