Those wacky Israelis and Palestinians are at it again. They have been in mediation through the Egyptians, in an attempt to bring about a cease-fire.
When will the Israelis understand that there can be no peace with Hamas, and vice versa.
These two groups are like oil and water, or in this case wine and tea.
Some people here in the States are up in arms that Israel is even talki
ng to Hamas. Who are these people who are up in arms, you ask?
Well, people like Debbie Schlussel…
Ms. Schlussel, who is pictured wearing something that looks as though Sean Hannity just threw up on, writes a Pro-Israel/Anti-Muslim Blog.
She loves all things Jewish, wants every Muslim dead, and believes that Islamo-Fascists have infiltrated Wal*Mart.
Ms. Schlussel also seems to be the victim of several incidents of blunt force trauma to her head.
In fact, right now, she probably believes that somewhere in Los Angeles, Kareem Abdul Jabbar is plotting the destruction of the Staples Center.
Anyway, if you are like me, you realize that there can be no peace, and frankly, I’m a little tired of giving Israel 3 Billion Shekels of U.S. taxpayers’ geld a year.
And for what…
We don’t prop up Israel because they are a “shining beacon of democracy” in the Middle East.
We do it because Evangelical nut jobs, like John Hagee, say that God tell us we must.
The only return we get on our investment?
Twice a year, over-cosmeticized, over-accessorized, Hebrew women make a pilgrimage to Palm Beach and Ft. Lauderdale. Oy Vay!!
If I were to be elected President, I would make one last grant of 5 Billion Dollars to the Israelis.
They would have to use this money to rebuild the damn Temple in Jerusalem.
That way, the Holy Baby Jeebus can return, rule the world for a millennium, and fulfill this long awaited prophecy.
See? My plan is a no-brainer. Unless of course, the Jews get all pissed off about JC’s return and decide to nail him up yet again!!
What do the Palestininas get? They can have the Gaza Strip all to their own.
It is, after all, a few miles of dirt and debris…have at it, Ahmed.
I know. I know. Some will call me Anti-Semitic. That is pure poppycock.
I love a good knish as much as the next guy.
I even pull out my own personal dreidl and play with it several times a day…
Especially when thinking about some hot Gentile on Jew action with a flag draped Israeli babe.
I hope I have brought this entire, difficult issue into perspective.
Let there be peace in the Middle East and a piece for the Matt-Man.
Shalom, Salaam, and Cheers!!
Some people here in the States are up in arms that Israel is even talki
ng to Hamas. Who are these people who are up in arms, you ask?Well, people like Debbie Schlussel…
Ms. Schlussel, who is pictured wearing something that looks as though Sean Hannity just threw up on, writes a Pro-Israel/Anti-Muslim Blog.
She loves all things Jewish, wants every Muslim dead, and believes that Islamo-Fascists have infiltrated Wal*Mart.
Ms. Schlussel also seems to be the victim of several incidents of blunt force trauma to her head.
In fact, right now, she probably believes that somewhere in Los Angeles, Kareem Abdul Jabbar is plotting the destruction of the Staples Center.
Anyway, if you are like me, you realize that there can be no peace, and frankly, I’m a little tired of giving Israel 3 Billion Shekels of U.S. taxpayers’ geld a year.
And for what…
We don’t prop up Israel because they are a “shining beacon of democracy” in the Middle East.
We do it because Evangelical nut jobs, like John Hagee, say that God tell us we must.
The only return we get on our investment?
Twice a year, over-cosmeticized, over-accessorized, Hebrew women make a pilgrimage to Palm Beach and Ft. Lauderdale. Oy Vay!!
If I were to be elected President, I would make one last grant of 5 Billion Dollars to the Israelis.
They would have to use this money to rebuild the damn Temple in Jerusalem.
That way, the Holy Baby Jeebus can return, rule the world for a millennium, and fulfill this long awaited prophecy.
See? My plan is a no-brainer. Unless of course, the Jews get all pissed off about JC’s return and decide to nail him up yet again!!
What do the Palestininas get? They can have the Gaza Strip all to their own.
It is, after all, a few miles of dirt and debris…have at it, Ahmed.
I know. I know. Some will call me Anti-Semitic. That is pure poppycock.
I love a good knish as much as the next guy.
I even pull out my own personal dreidl and play with it several times a day…
Especially when thinking about some hot Gentile on Jew action with a flag draped Israeli babe.
I hope I have brought this entire, difficult issue into perspective.
Let there be peace in the Middle East and a piece for the Matt-Man.
Shalom, Salaam, and Cheers!!
