Miss Bee, Sarge Charlie, and their Readers...One Fucked Up Bunch

“You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”

--Anne Lamott

I was reading Uncle Charlie’s wife’s blog the other day and said to myself…

“Holy shit…This is one fucked up chick.”

After I thought about her as a person, who by the way, evidently digs everything confectionary in nature, I thought this…

“Man, how do you live with all of this hate, honey?”

Let me ‘splain…

Uncle Charlie? He’s a moron from the get go. His readers are all Glenn Beck wannabes.

They all hate Obama and everything he tries to do. Even if Obama found a cure for every form of cancer known to man, they wouldn't like it, because…

Well, that would be government involvement…Anyhoo…for his wife, Miss Bee…She may may be more of moron than Charlie.

Schmoop says to me, “Why do you bother yourself with these idiots? They are small potatoes.”

To which I always say, “I shall leave no asshole unturned.” I just can’t help myself.

Well, the other day, I saw that Miss Bee said the following, relating to a conversation that she had with some friends:

"Finally after swallowing my tongue a time or two I asked them how they thought Obama was doing with regard to Israel. Not so good. Hmmm. Actually I think my exact words were "How is that Muslim you voted for taking care of Israel?".

First of all…fuck Israel. The government, not the people. Israel which is allegedly a “successful” democracy, is nothing more than an American shekel pit. Let God save them.

Secondly…Miss Bee is a hypocrite, a jerk, and an asshole, and here’s why…

I commented on Charlie’s site about her post and told him, her, and their readers, that they are pretty much nothing but hate-filled assholes…in a nice way of course. And, I got this…

"matt man, stay off my blog! if i weren't a lady i'd say fuck the hell off my blog! how's that for hate???

i am sick to death of you fake lefties and i don't bother you, please don't bother me.

i read something yesterday that said obama's dog has papers but he doesn't. i wonder why.
smiles,
bee"

So here we have a tea-baggin’ chick, who wants fewer taxes, more personal autonomy, less government control, and yet, wants my opinion stifled. Un-fucking-believable.

And seriously…What the hell is a, “fake leftie?” I’m liberal and make no bones about it. I just happen to be smart about it, whereas…

Miss Bee has an IQ which is far beneath her desire for reality…or donuts.

Schmoop initially asked me not to write this, but after I explained a few things I said…

“Shit…If one believes and follows the teachings of Christ, I am so more Christian than these two knuckle-fuck assholes are.”

And yeah…I am.

Cheers!!