--Anne LamottI was reading Uncle Charlie’s wife’s blog the other day and said to myself…
“Holy shit…This is one fucked up chick.”
After I thought about her as a person, who by the way, evidently digs everything confectionary in nature, I thought this…
“Man, how do you live with all of this hate, honey?”
Let me ‘splain…
Uncle Charlie? He’s a moron from the get go. His readers are all Glenn Beck wannabes.
They all hate Obama and everything he tries to do. Even if Obama found a cure for every form of cancer known to man, they wouldn't like it, because…
Well, that would be government involvement…Anyhoo…for his wife, Miss Bee…She may may be more of moron than Charlie.
Schmoop says to me, “Why do you bother yourself with these idiots? They are small potatoes.”
To which I always say, “I shall leave no asshole unturned.” I just can’t help myself.
Well, the other day, I saw that Miss Bee said the following, relating to a conversation that she had with some friends:
"Finally after swallowing my tongue a time or two I asked them how they thought Obama was doing with regard to Israel. Not so good. Hmmm. Actually I think my exact words were "How is that Muslim you voted for taking care of Israel?".
First of all…fuck Israel. The government, not the people. Israel which is allegedly a “successful” democracy, is nothing more than an American shekel pit. Let God save them.
Secondly…Miss Bee is a hypocrite, a jerk, and an asshole, and here’s why…
I commented on Charlie’s site about her post and told him, her, and their readers, that they are pretty much nothing but hate-filled assholes…in a nice way of course. And, I got this…
"matt man, stay off my blog! if i weren't a lady i'd say fuck the hell off my blog! how's that for hate???
i am sick to death of you fake lefties and i don't bother you, please don't bother me.
i read something yesterday that said obama's dog has papers but he doesn't. i wonder why.
smiles,
bee"
So here we have a tea-baggin’ chick, who wants fewer taxes, more personal autonomy, less government control, and yet, wants my opinion stifled. Un-fucking-believable.
And seriously…What the hell is a, “fake leftie?” I’m liberal and make no bones about it. I just happen to be smart about it, whereas…
Miss Bee has an IQ which is far beneath her desire for reality…or donuts.
Schmoop initially asked me not to write this, but after I explained a few things I said…
“Shit…If one believes and follows the teachings of Christ, I am so more Christian than these two knuckle-fuck assholes are.”
And yeah…I am.
Cheers!!
smiles,
bee"
So here we have a tea-baggin’ chick, who wants fewer taxes, more personal autonomy, less government control, and yet, wants my opinion stifled. Un-fucking-believable.
And seriously…What the hell is a, “fake leftie?” I’m liberal and make no bones about it. I just happen to be smart about it, whereas…
Miss Bee has an IQ which is far beneath her desire for reality…or donuts.
Schmoop initially asked me not to write this, but after I explained a few things I said…
“Shit…If one believes and follows the teachings of Christ, I am so more Christian than these two knuckle-fuck assholes are.”
And yeah…I am.
Cheers!!
21 comments:
I am always a bit confused by anyone who claims to love the constitution ... as long as they get to decide whom it applies to.
And that's coming from someone who has actually quoted Glenn Beck as a "credible" source on a blog post!
Dana: Why did you even have to mention his name? I have to shower now. Cheers Dana!!
Mike: These two are idiots , but when Schmoop asks me why I even recognize them , I always say, "because".
I "hate" them. And I rarely, if ever, use that word. Cheers Mike!!
I'm all for people having a different political viewpoint, but the few times I've looked at Sarge's blog it just floors me how filled with hate he is.
Like you said, even if Obama found the cure for cancer, he'd find a way to say he screwed it up.
I haven't drunk the Kool-Aid, meaning I don't think Obama is the greatest president we've had. Hell he's a politician, which by definition makes him suspect at best. Still, I don't walk around day after day looking for a reason to hate the guy.
Jeff: And coming from you that means a lot. I was a Hillary guy but c'mon folks...
This crap blamin' the oil spill on him is a joke, and don't even get me started on the Muslim/Non-Citizen thing. I don't get the hate...even though this post had some hate in it. I get mad, my good man. Oy!! Cheers Jeff!!
Can you believe Obama had the CIA sabotage that 16 year old girl's yacht so she would get stranded in the India Ocean? That's how much he hates white people. He can't even let ONE sweet little girl like her accomplish something.
Ruthless bastard.
Yeah, this latest election brought the crazies out of the woodwork for sure. It's one thing to disagree on the politics, but the lengths some of these jackasses go is hateful and scary. Freaks.
Jay: Ha...That's the funniest thing I read all day. Thank you. Cheers Jay!!
D: I know. It's awful..With these two dorks, I actually held back. Man, I'm gettin gld. Cheers D!!
Try being a bit left and live in Kern. I have to bite my tongue on a daily basis. If it's bad, Obama did it. If it's good, God stepped in and stopped Obama. unbelievable short ass memories of the 8 years before Obama.
Ummmm.... nice hat?
I have to deal with a brother who loves Limbaugh, Beck and the whole happy Fox news crew.
And let me tell you, a simple phone call between us can erupt, just like it did Sunday.
"It's all the governments fault, along with the crazies in the White/Black House."
If Mrs Bee thinks that those are Christian values then I'll stick to my pseudo eastern ones, thankyouverymuch.
Al: Sounds as though I live in the same community. Stop by. I'll cook some burgers. Cheers Al!!
Rat: Hee. I wuv you. Cheers Rat!!
Micky: I think you may have mentioned that before. Sorry you guys got into it. I feel your pain. Cheers Mick!!
Michele: If hypocrisy was a professional sport these two and some of their readers would be on the All-Star team. Cheers Michele!!
I'm proabably going to get a little off topic here but I saw the name Isreal and saw red
the red of Communist leftie of course, not the red of necks
the reaction to the slaughter of the aid workers by Isreali operatives is pathetic
coming from just about every single fucking politician in this country, including Obama
Isreal needs to protect itself they say
protect itself from food for children?
fucking bullshit
as for Big Bee's sudden concern for the Jews, that kills me
I've seen some of her comments here and there and this Jew thinks she hates Jews as much as she hates everything else
they are a toxic duo
Dianne: Rats...I have to go to work now...til nine. I'll catch up with ya later. But you're right...They are toxic. Cheers Di!!
...so the answer is to hate them back?...
I only read conservative blogs when there is actual discourse. I mean, if you can actually disagree without it getting mean. ... so there's only one conservative blogger I read regularly. I do want exposure to ideas that aren't my own but I like it to be thoughtful and I like blogs best when they are about conversation rather than conversion. I don't bother with these two anymore. They just make me crazy.
My opinion? Any woman who thinks she needs a red hat and purple shirt to pretend that they bat shit crazy, isn't doing it right.
Phfrankie: In this case yes. I loooathe them so. And well, they just invite it. Cheers P-Man!!
Marilyn: I understand what you are saying. But man, it just feels so good to let loose on people like them once in awhile. Cheers Marilyn!!
Dish: I think everytime she utters a word she demonstrates her battines pretty damn well. Cheers Dish!!
of course everything bad that happens is obamas fault.. he's brown... damn matt... wtf?
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