I was having a few cocktails and watching College Football. I watched the end of the Pitt/West Virginia game and then began watching the Boise State/Nevada tussle.
Thinking about Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Idaho, and Nevada reminded of the time when I used to post State Mottos long ago on my site.
They never seemed to elicit too many chuckles. But, I figured, what the hell, let’s post a few once again. Some of these are new, some I came up with back in the day.Florida: Where East Coast Jews Come to Die…
Montana: Keeping Canadians at Bay Since 1889...
New Jersey: Fuck You…
Nebraska: Gateway to Wyoming… (My apologies to Jay’s family)
Wyoming: You are Now Leaving Nebraska…
West Virginia: It’s a Family Affair…
Alabama: You Ain’t From ‘Round C’here, Are Ya..?
Pennsylvania: Yes, We Think Rick Santorum is Crazy Too…
Maine: One Syllable is Plenty…
Nevada: Cheat on Your Wife All You Want, One of Our Senators Does…
Utah: Cheat on Your Wife All You Want, With Your Other Wife…
New York: We Gots the Greatest State in the Union. We Gots the Big Apple, The Yankees, Broadway, and the God Damn Finger Lakes. And You Know What the Finger Lakes are Doing? They’re Flipping Your Sorry Ass Off and Saying Fuck You…
Alaska: You Betcha!!
Those are a few…
I can never seem to come up with a good one for Ohio. Maybe it’s because I live here. If you can think of one for my beloved, home state, lay it on me.
Have a wonderful Saturday, all.
Cheers!!
