Just in time for the Holidays, Bagwine Ruminations is here to once again allow the public to place their personals on this site. Don’t spend this joyous time of year alone. If these folks don’t light your candle, you can always click here to see the original. Good Luck, love seekers.Snow White Looking for Her Gingerbread Man
Hi my name is Shannon. I’m a 34 year old sex kitten with green eyes and black hair. I am looking for a man who can fill a big stocking, and deck my walls. Fellas, I do like milk with my cookies, but I’d prefer to have a big mug of Hot Chocolate. I’m not looking for a LTR, I just want to spend the holidays being someone’s HO HO HO. If I sound tasty to you, let’s get together and unwrap each other. ; )
Want to exchange gifts with Shannon? Type In: “OOilyNite34” and leave a message.
Bad Boy Seeks Snow Angel
Yo Dudettes. I am a 24 year old snowboarder lookin’ to lay my half pipe between your moguls. Why spend Christmas alone when we could hook up and do a little naked caroling. Wanna hear me perform “I Came Inside You at Midnight Dear”? My Yule Log is achin’ to be stoked, baby, come be my bellows. Peace Out, Bonzai Rick.
Wanna Ride Rick’s Board? Type In: “12InchesOfRickmas” and leave a message.
Lost Her Seat Needs a Treat
Who would like to have their chestnuts roasted by a hot sexy 49 year old legislatress? I have plenty of free time on my hands and I have a craving for some dangling chad. I am an experienced lover. I even screwed Vice-President Gore back in 2000 ; ) C’mon baby, c’mere and canvass my precinct. Yeah, right there, mmmmmmm.
Would You Like to Caucus with this Vixen? Type In: “FloorWhore38” and leave a message.
English Teacher Wants to Instruct You
My names is Susan, I’m 34, and I teech 8th grade English at a juneyer high school in Bexley, WV. Nothing says Christmas like a goode spankin. I want too spank you four being bad, and then use your back as a chockboard so I can run my nales acrost it. Make sure you have a sharp pencil, cuz if you make the Honor Role, I’ll let ya stick it in my cubby whole. The bell’z ringin, don’t be lait.
Been Bad and Need Detention? Type In: “Bruisin’SusanIQ24” and leave a message.
Holy Man Seeking Harlots
Praise the Lord and pass the massage oil. I am looking for a woman with which to celebrate the birth of the Baby Jesus by filling her with the spirit of my Holy Post. Folks call me Rod, but Bow staff would be more accurate. If you have a need for seed, spread your legs as I ride you like a fattened calf. I will unleash the carnal redemption that burns deep within your soul, as you scream, “God I am Coming”. All that I ask of you is that you reward the Almighty with a love gift of $25.00 or more. In Jesus’ name, Boo Yah!!
Want to Be Screwed Over by a Man of God? Type In: “Matthew_7:15” and leave a message.
I love helping folks out during the holidays. It fills my heart and soul with joy; however, the Matt-Man needs your help too. Pastor Rod Parsley’s Miracle healing broadcast is Monday night December 4th. Please click on the link below to send an e-mail to Pastor Rod, and tell him to pray for the soul of Matt-Man from Bagwine Ruminations. After you do, leave me a note through e-mail or on this site that you have done so.
The Matt-Man’s salvation is in your hands, visit and e-mail Pastor Rod HERE.
Cheers…
28 comments:
The breakthrough site is breaked. The poor site obviously needs a few prayers of its own...
Ha Divine Intervention!? I fixed it for them...Thanks Boy!!
Good job Matt. Nice of you to help others make the connection and completely in the sprit of the season. BTW, could you pass along a bit of advice for Bad Boy Seeks Snow Angel? Tell him to watch out where the Huskies go...
HA, thanks adav, and I will certainly pass on your nugget of wisdom.
Make sure the bad boy doesn't eat the yellow snow....
Regarding English Teacher:
I want to meet!!! You are a Cunning Linguist.
The English Teacher and the Holy Man are scary! Haha! Are you sure you're knocking on the right guy's door for your salvation? ;-)
Cunning Linguist!? Very Good, Joe...
Oh I am diggin the English Teacher, Lizza. Of course I am knocking on the right door. Pastor Rod is the vessel through which God makes his healing power felt. Please, help me find my way.
Sorry Matt, I'll be looking elsewhere for my Christmas "goodies".
P.S. I fed your monkey today!
Peace
I am just trying to help the lonely hearts club out. And thank you, my monkey appreciates it...I think it moved.
Geeze... from the looks of that list,,, I'm thinking it will be another single year for the Cheesemeister lol.... thanks for trying tho MattM ...
Where is YOUR personal??
Say it aint so Cheesy...I'll send you my exclusive personal to you right now..."Horny Ohioan seeking Duck Loving Chick With Great Thighs Who Lives in the Northwest, For Hot Yuletide Sweatiness."
:o) <<< ho ho ho!!!
I spanked your monkey today, Matt-man.
HA...I thought I smelled some kind of candle aroma. Thanks Mo, I hope your sales are going up up up!!
What is with the Monkey? Monkey toss?
Put your cursor over him and play with him...You can even feed him a banana. Play with my monkey Joe, play with him.
Ahem....I am in charge of any banana feeding.
You Vixen, You...Or should I say, "Cheeky Monkey"?
mmm... It's like a buffet with all of my favorite dishes... I'm thinking of arranging a three-way with Rod the Bow Staff and the Congresswoman...
I hope his Bow Staff skills are a s good as Napoleon's. You gonna eat your tots? If not Allie, can I eat your tots?
Hey Hot Lady who lost her seat;
I can give you more in your hands than time...How about a fillabuster on my floor?
No! I haven't had anything to eat all DAY! Jeez!
;)
Hey welcome aboard to the Gingrich Who Stole Christmas...Lookin' for a sweet spot to shoot his figgy pudding.
Damn Allie, if you're that hungry, I'll bring you a delicious bass, or build you a cake or something.
I think I dated Rick in college!!
And I played with your monkey...I hope that was okay!
Poor Rick, chose a career in snowboarding over you, or did you let him go because his Yule Log was but an ember? And Aisby, I love it when you play with my monkey!!
Did my part to try save your soul, Matt.
Fed your monkey a couple of bananas. Bananas are sooo yummy...they slide so sweetly on the tongue.
Why Thanks Lizza. It seems that you are the only one who doesnt want me to spend the afterlife in eternal damnation. Of course, I just had a mental image of watching a banana slide sweetly on your tongue which led to other thoughts, so I'm probably headed there anywhere.
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