The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret. The priest then tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.
She says, "Father, I never wear panties under my habit."
The priest chuckles and says, "That's not so serious, Sister Bernadette. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers, and do five cartwheels on your way to the altar."
He scares me! How he ever got a hot Swiss Army boyfriend, I'll never know!
(and don't think I'm outing the Pope! If you google it for yourself, you'll be amazed at Benedict's love of shoe-shopping and canoodling with his hot studly "secretary")
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We are soooo going to hell.. but here goes...
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret. The priest then tells her that her secret is safe in the sanctity of the confessional.
She says, "Father, I never wear panties under my habit."
The priest chuckles and says, "That's not so serious, Sister Bernadette. Say five Hail Marys, five Our Fathers, and do five cartwheels on your way to the altar."
Wow, he looks like a crazed serial killer in that picture.
Definitely a face you would NOT want to see in a dark alley somewhere.
do not pass go... do not collect $200...go straight to hell and enjoy the ride dude...
Ha...Holy Honey Hole Anndi!!
Janna: He looks like a character from a bad Lifetime Network movie.
Bond: I will enjoy the ride as long as it's not on an airplane. Cheers!!
Thanks sugar--now I am gonna have nightmares with the leer in them ;-)
Dont think of it as a nightmare TB but rather a divine vision.
Sorry ...Even for massage oil will I not go see that face....
Oh c'mon Cheesy, he may let us drive the Pope-Mobile!!
He scares me!
How he ever got a hot Swiss Army boyfriend, I'll never know!
(and don't think I'm outing the Pope! If you google it for yourself, you'll be amazed at Benedict's love of shoe-shopping and canoodling with his hot studly "secretary")
Blasphemer!!!!!
Not if he were the last person on earth
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