Mike Huckabee: Presidential Messiah

I had an epiphany after the Iowa Caucuses. I used to be a liberal Democrat, but after seeing Mike Huckabee, and the supernatural light of The Almighty, I have had a change of heart...and soul.

I've decided to follow the sheep annointed ones and campaign for Mike Huckabee. I love the passion and rightgeousness of this man so much, I have written a song.

Enjoy it, and join with me in electing Mike Huckabee the next President of the United States.

President Huckabee, how sweet that sounds
He’ll save our sinful country
He will drive the bus, we’ll be Rapture-Bound
In God’s name please vote for Mike Huck-a-Bee

In God we trust, and so it is with Mike
He’ll lead us down a righteous path
Beware all you homos, queers, and dykes
You’re going asunder from the Huckabee wrath

The sanc-ti-ty of life, is a Huckabee creed
No abortions, ‘cause all life has worth
If you’re raped by your dad, and filled with his seed
You’re now with child, carry to term, and give birth

Where is Pakistan, Russia, or Iran?
Who cares the Bible is our map
There is only one place n’ that’s the Promised Land
Where our prize and our salvation lie unwrapped

Oh, President Huckabee, how sweet that sounds
He’ll save our sinful country
He will drive the bus, we will be Glory Bound
In God’s name please vote for Mike Huck-a-Bee

God Bless Mike Huckabee, and God Bless the United States of America.

And now, for the first installation of 2008's Comment of the Week...

From yesterday's post dealing with me cleaning the Bagwine digs nekkid, I give you this from Al:

"Matt-man vacuuming nekkid while he Tea-Bags the furniture, Thank God! I have midget porn to help get that vision out of my head..."

For more gems of literary genius from Al, click him out at:

Be An 11 (Call Him Al)

Cheers!!