I am having a burdensome time trying to complete my plans for my Six Flags Over Jesus Theme Park.I am now drawing artist’s conceptions of the place, so it isn’t ready for publication. (Sorry Jahooni)
It’s just as well, because an earthquake has rumbled through the tec-electoral plates of the 2008 Presidential campaign.
Rumors and more importantly, innuendo, have implied that John McCain may have done some legislative favors for a telecommunications lobbyist back in 1999 and 2000.
It’s just as well, because an earthquake has rumbled through the tec-electoral plates of the 2008 Presidential campaign.
Rumors and more importantly, innuendo, have implied that John McCain may have done some legislative favors for a telecommunications lobbyist back in 1999 and 2000.
If true, this would make me think much less of Senator McCain than I already do.
It is also rumored that McCain and the lobbyist in question, Vicki Iseman, may have been more than just friends in legislation. They may have been involved in a little extra-marital filibustering…
If this is true, it would make me think much more of Senator McCain than I currently do.
Let’s do the math folks…This alleged activity took place during McCain’s run for the Presidency back in 2000. He would have been about 63 years old. Iseman, who is now 40, would have been 32 years
old. Zowie!!
Move over Bob Dole, there’s a new, blue pill fueled pecker in town.
I would be in awe of McCain if he indeed did put his congressional corn dog to use and offered up his pork to a young, horny lobbyist. Or should we call Vicki, a labia-ist?
In my opinion, this alleged activity would just be an example of McCain flexing his potential Presidential man-muscle in the rich tradition of past Executive Office-Holders.
Thomas Jefferson, Warren Harding, JFK, and Bill Clinton to name a few have felt the need to release some job related pressure with lovely women other than their wives.
It is also rumored that McCain and the lobbyist in question, Vicki Iseman, may have been more than just friends in legislation. They may have been involved in a little extra-marital filibustering…
If this is true, it would make me think much more of Senator McCain than I currently do.
Let’s do the math folks…This alleged activity took place during McCain’s run for the Presidency back in 2000. He would have been about 63 years old. Iseman, who is now 40, would have been 32 years
old. Zowie!!Move over Bob Dole, there’s a new, blue pill fueled pecker in town.
I would be in awe of McCain if he indeed did put his congressional corn dog to use and offered up his pork to a young, horny lobbyist. Or should we call Vicki, a labia-ist?
In my opinion, this alleged activity would just be an example of McCain flexing his potential Presidential man-muscle in the rich tradition of past Executive Office-Holders.
Thomas Jefferson, Warren Harding, JFK, and Bill Clinton to name a few have felt the need to release some job related pressure with lovely women other than their wives.
If it was good enough for them, by God, it is good enough for John McCain…That is so very American.
I don’t blame McCain for lusting after a younger woman. Running
for President and being a high-profile Senator can really back up one’s nether regions.
I don’t blame Vicki Iseman either.
I don’t blame McCain for lusting after a younger woman. Running
for President and being a high-profile Senator can really back up one’s nether regions.I don’t blame Vicki Iseman either.
I mean, which starry-eyed 32 year old political groupie and corporate interest concubine wouldn’t want to take a hot, slow ride on the McCain Straight Talk Express?
Not a one...and furthermore folks, to add some possibility to this entire Vicki Iseman scenario having actually taken place, remember this:
You can’t spell "Iseman", without “Seman”.
One final note of amusement and irony. I want to thank the fine folks at The Sacrament.Com for running my video interpretation of Old Time God on their site.
The Sacrament.Com site is a sacrament information and Christian resource website. Who knew that they would have such a sense of humor? But to that Godly Group, once again, thanks!!
See you tomorrow Bagwine Heads…
Cheers!!
Not a one...and furthermore folks, to add some possibility to this entire Vicki Iseman scenario having actually taken place, remember this:
You can’t spell "Iseman", without “Seman”.
One final note of amusement and irony. I want to thank the fine folks at The Sacrament.Com for running my video interpretation of Old Time God on their site.
The Sacrament.Com site is a sacrament information and Christian resource website. Who knew that they would have such a sense of humor? But to that Godly Group, once again, thanks!!
See you tomorrow Bagwine Heads…
Cheers!!
68 comments:
Hey, I'm first!!! This is a first!!!
I'll be back with my comments on the post!
Peace
Ok, Labia-ist??? OMG Where do you come up with this stuff?
And I can honestly say that if John McCain were the last man on earth....i'd run the other way.
Peace
Odat: You're the First Lady...How about that!?
Where do I come up with this? I guess it's a gift from the Almighty, and don't run from John; he loves you. Cheers Odat!!
with the words of Bill C. "he did it because he could"
Cigars.... Corn Dogs.... what more could a girl ask for?
You can’t spell "Iseman", without “Seman”.
No you can't, and you can't spell John McCain without "Jam Inch Con," so there!
That picture of McCain was too much this early in the morning!
Al: Billy C was da man. Cheers!!
Leighann: That is a mouth watering combo isn't it? Cheers!!
Dana: When you've said that, you've said it all. Cheers!!
Metamom: Aw c'mon...It's kinda endearing. Don't ya think? Cheers!!
I guess someones gotta do him, right?
Sparky: Yeah, even grumpy, old Senators need a sympathy shaggin' once in awhile. Cheers!!
Vicki must like old wieners.
Roger: Go Figure. I guess some people prefer aged meat. Cheers!!
OMG OMG They PUBLISHED you??
Amen and ^5 brudderman!
I gotta check out that site The Sacrament.com a bit more. There's more to this than meets the eye...
Your meatless meanderings are not so mirage-like this year, Matty me darlin'. Methinks you've been smokin' some bacon in an attempt to aid your hallucinations. You're lucid and intelligent this morning. What gives?
Cheesy: Ha...Smack dab on their top right sidebar of their front page. It starts playing when you go their site. Cheers!!
Songbird: Their site focuses on the Catholic sacraments...I am bastrdizing your Church!!
I don't know why, but I just feel very acutely intelligent today. Check out that link dear. Cheers!!
Beware of the clowns if you come by my blog today!
I gave a detailed description as to why I HATE them!
Leighann: Thanks for the warning. I'll wear my sunglasses and anti-clown spray. See ya soon. Cheers!!
Songbird: Their site focuses on the Catholic sacraments...I am bastardizing your Church!!
That's only fair. We take all the bastards...even you, Matty.
Songbird: Pope Matt-Man I will soon rule the Catholic Church.
First on my agenda, rename the Papal Fiefdom to Mattican City. Ha. Cheers!!
Move over Bob Dole, there’s a new, blue pill fueled pecker in town.
Oh good lord Let's hope he doesn't get his hands on the nuclear launch codes... :o
Doc: Allegedly, Ms. Iseman had her hands "on the code" and knew exactly which buttons to push...or perhaps, pull. Cheers!!
Who knew McCain McCould?
Jeff: Very good...You just created the impetus for a new children's book:
"The Little McCain That Could"
Cheers!!
I really enjoyed your Old Time Religion Video...kudos on landing a sweet spot on Sacrament.com...kewl!
That was hillarious.
I'll bet Huckabee was taking pictures during the said event too!
Leelee: Thank ya...It just goes to show that blasphemy too, is one of God's gifts. Cheers!!
VE: Ha. Why thanks funny man. This morning, I too, thought of the Huckster sitting in a hotel room somewhere saying,
"I got you by the balls of infidelity now, you sinner."
Cheers!!
I could care less if he stuck it in the nearest goat while singing God Bless America...he's still a Republican!! ick!
Actually, if he did do a goat, I think I'd like him better.
Raven: If it could have gotten him one person's vote, I know that Mitt Romney would have gotten it on with a goat. Cheers Raven!!
I am still trying to figure out what a young gal like that see's in an old dude like him.
I bet he cant even get it up! He'd have to stand her on her head and dunk it.
PP: Some people get turned on by power...
McCain does have a staff so maybe someone diddled her on his behalf. Cheers!!
A "labia-ist" and "seman"...
um, is it just me, Bagwine readers, or is Matty ON FIRE when he's skippin' the red meat for lent?
ps: Matt-man, thanks for featuring my blog in your Entrecard today - and yours is on mine today!
I couldn't possibly think less of John McCain already. This story isn't the only bullet in that gun. There will be more.
Mo: Why thanks I am feeling pretty sharp of late. My arteries must be flowing well.
Always a pleasure to pimp ya Mo. Hope you are feeling better. Cheers!!
Jay: Evidently you don't realize that McCain was a WAR HERO. He was a WAR HERO you know.
I know that he rarely mentions that he was a WAR HERO, but he was. Quit hating America.
Cheers!!
John McCain is the poster child for masturbation. I'm just saying. Bwahahahahaaha. Have a great day Matt-Man. :)
Sandee: I know he is, I have a poster of him on my ceiling above my bed. Did I just type that out loud? Cheers Sandee!!
You never cease to be the master of word play, it is why I come here... A smear campaign... hahaha, with his Jam Inch Con he smeared the Labia ist, who took his semen with proud disregard to policy or moral... His not so lovely wife now has to bear the smear which will drip of scandal from here to eternity, plus, it might deny her the right to enjoy his waivering Jam Inch Con as she will be intimidated by the fact that he was attracted to a Labia ist, and none will live happily ever after... damned shame isn't it? hahaha...
Odat took my comment...she can have it though.
Lyn: Yes you come here for my word play, but also because I am just so damned adorable. Right?
Jacqueline Susann would be so proud of your artful comment. Cheers!!
Mama: Odat is always stealing others comments. She is such a surreptitious comment thief. Cheers!!
McCain... yeah. I'd fuck him.
108: Of course you would...Cheers!!
picturing him having sex is the same as picturing my granny. well i don't have a granny but if i did... ya know, just plain gross! ;-)
are you free tonight? don't we need to discuss the amuzement park thing? ;-)
Jahooni: Yes I am free, as is your admission to my "Amusement Park".
We could discuss the different types of rides, that will ellicit screaming and moaning.
Cheers Jahooooooni!!
jahoooooni ride??
people would wait hours
maybe we should implement the fast pass on this one. ;-)
Jahooni: Great idea, but before we implement the "Jahooni Ride", I would have to personally test it out...Over and Over and Over.
Cheers!!
why aren't we working?
Jahooni: I guess because of that damn thing called proximity. I hate being a-proximal. Cheers!!
;)~
LOL, I just commented, briefly, on how the Times is smearing McCain, and then I came here and saw this. Great minds think alike ;)
The Times endorsed him, and now they aim to take him down. Anyone surprised?
Jahooni: ; )~~~~ Lalalalalala. Cheers!!
Kila: The media is so competitive since the inception of 24 Hour Cable TV that everyone is trying to MAKE a headline regardless of the facts or lack thereof. Cheers!!
Looks like we wrote about the same thing today. lol
McCain and any other politican could bang whomever they please. Except for lobbyists. That's all kinds of wrong right there. And no, not just in the "he cheated on his wife" sense, but in the unethical "teaching fucking a student" kind of way. But wrong is all I expect out of Washington anymore.
Allie: Now wait a minute...You got me started blogging so you were in essence, my teacher.
If you were to finally succumb to my begging, and have sex with me, it would be like teacher/student sex. I wouldn't mind that.
Cheers!!
Oh please, hon... I'm in no position to influence you. lol I mean, if I had sex with you and then started dictating how you ran your blog, well... yeah. hehehehe
Allie: Well you did set up the template I use so you are already kinda DIC-tating, which is sad, because that should be my job...To DIC-tate. Cheers!!
speaking of template, I love what ya did with the banner!
Allie: Thanks. I won't tell you how fricking long it took me to just change the colors and re-center it. Cheers!!
oh, i noticed the banner too but forgot to comment. darn it. ;)~
Jahooni: See how ya are!? And I had you in mind when I changed the damn thing. I am crushed. Cheers!!
Oh goody...next comes the sex tape....in real time slow motion.
...in other news---Mrs. McCain confiscated John's viagra so there will be no repeat filibustering in any female supporter's chambers.
Diva: Dear God please say that no tape exists. I couldn't stomach seeing that and I'm a sick bastard.
Cheers!!
After a very ugly 10 hour, no break, no lunch day, I came home to find that pic of Bob Dole. Words fail me. Okay, maybe not quite. I almost peed my pants laughing. Thanks for rescuing my day Matt!
Wait a minute...you're running for President and Pope? Is that legal in all 50 states?
Who cares! I want my politicians to get off with as many partners as possible. This way they are less likely to launch a bomb if they are sexually relaxed! Am I wrong?
I'd ride your rides if you called it Six Flags over Jesus or Six Cocks over head! Good luck with that ;-)
God, I can't wait for the elections to be over...politicians annoy me! lol
Oh bummer, guess I shouldn't have said that with your "Kid Friendly" blogging and all...whatever shall I do now? :-)
Winter: Ha...Glad I could help Winter. Now go clean yourself up. Cheers!!
Travis: Legal or not, I have to dream big. Cheers!!
Mt. Cat: I agree completely. Better to have your Prez engaged in a 69 than have him or her launching 69 ICBMs. Cheers!!
Scarlett: Thanks for stopping by. They are annoying but offer some much unintentional humor.
For violating the Kid Friendly rules you must be punished, by getting naked with Dick Cheney. Cheers!!
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