Thursday, March 20, 2008

Half Nekkid Thursday: Holy Thursday Matt-Man!!

It's Holy Thursday, so I thought I should post a picture of what I am wearing to Easter Services on Sunday...



Kiss the Easter Bunny...KISS IT!!...Damn, I am RIPPED!!



(Inky and Lola are going to be jealous of my Bunny drawing skills...)


And Lastly...


How does Half Nekkid Thursday make the Half Nekkid, Mac Daddy Jeebus feel?



Have a wonderful Half Nekkid Holy Thursday, and remember, tonight is when we remember the Last Supper...

So, if you are going to eat someone something tonight, make sure it's really, really good.

Today, a new HNT babe is going to show off her wares...

To give her a shout out, click HERE to visit the Kentucky-Licious, Turnbaby.

Cheers!!

107 comments:

Tug said...

I kissed it, do I win a prize?

Tug said...

AND I kissed it FIRST before any other grubby lips & drool got on it.

phew.

Felicity said...

nice uh RABBIT! LOL HHNT!

Schmoop said...

Tug: My Easter is complete before it even started. I thank you, your lips, and whatever you want as a prize is yours. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Mascota: And unlike most rabbits, this rabbit runs slow and steady. HHNT. Cheers!!

- said...

omigosh- you are SUCH a big tease! no wonder i like ya! ; )

gotta luv your bunny that ya got goin on here!

uh huh. its so VERY very kissy*kissyLICIOUS ; )

Liz Hill said...

OMG I'm gonna be giggling to "Me so thorny"forever. it will be WORTH going to hell LOLOLOL

And thank you for the linkage sugar---

I was gonna do something with Peeps for today but I had a slight change in plans

OMG you are one funny bastard--

"excuse me Matt's Mom--just a term of endearment"

Schmoop said...

Smile: Thanks Smiley One. If I was from Wales I'd offer a slice of Welsh Rarebit. Cheers!!

TB: Anytime. And yes, you would lokk good in yellow and pink marshmallow. Enjoy your NHT sexy. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

Your bunny doesn't scare me; your pasty white skin? That's another matter...

Lee Ann aka Dixie said...

Will your bunny be hopping down the bunny trail??

Hippty Hoppity ... ;-)

Vixen said...

LOL That should work perfect.

happyHNT!

Karen said...

At least you didn't hold Jesus up to cover your goods. And I seriously hope that I am not thinking about "Me so thorny" during stations of the cross tomorrow night.

Lex Valentine said...

I'd rather rub the bunny. At least to start...

desert rat said...

Oh my ears and whiskers, it's getting late - I actually thought, for a brief exciting moment, that you'd created a decent drawing of a rabbit. ...the ears are kind of small, though... and it's definitely a grin that says, "Hey little girl, would you like some jelly beans."

The tie is a nice touch. Shit, I need to go to sleep.

Anonymous said...

'me so thorny'

I am so using that tonight. Might even make up some bunny pasties...

Ginormous Boobs said...

I;d like to hip hop down that bunny trail!

Anonymous said...

Nice bunny...let it hop so we see what's behind it... :P

HHNT!

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Holiness is oft times quite bright. Cheers!!

Dixie: AFTER I put some pants on. I don't think the tape would hold. Cheers!!

Vixen: Happy Easter and HHNT. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Karen: Sorry. That is one thing I miss about being Catholic. Going to Stations with Mom.

I can't believe I said that while half nekid. Cheers!!

Winter: He does like to have his head stroked. Cheers!!

Desert Rat: He is a bit disturbing looking in away. Hope you didn't have nightmares. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Kelley: Ha...That's a nice touch. I was going to make Easter Egg pasties. Cheers!!

GB: Oooo Baby. Happy Easter to ME!! Cheers!!

Mariposa: What's behind it is nothing but heartache and disappointment. HHNT. Cheers!!

Lu' said...

The bunny appears to be masking the, carrot. IS it 24k? HHNT :)

Schmoop said...

Lu: Of course it is. A shiny, golden carrot of Mattsculinity. Cheers Lu!!

Lu' said...

Mattsculinity, did you just coin a phrase? How soon do you think until it goes mainstream? Could shoot off like a rocket...

Schmoop said...

Lu: I'm clever that way...It could take off LU, however with every passing day, there is an increased chance of an aborted launch. Cheers!!

leelee said...

HOPPY Easter!

That is quite a good rendition of Bugs....oh and HHNT!!

Dana said...

That pic gives my son's favorite toddler book - Pat the Bunny - a whole new meaning ...

Schmoop said...

Leelee: Very Good!! That's who I based it upon. Hope you're havin' fun. HHNT and Cheers!!

Dana: Uh-Oh...Do I smell another COW nearing your pasture? Cheers!!

leelee said...

Of course thats who you modeled it after...really Matt...who else?

HUGS!

Schmoop said...

Leelee: There is no other rabbit. Well, other than Jessica, purrrrrr. Cheers!!

Lu' said...

Yes this is true but they make a pill for that:)

Schmoop said...

Lu: Indeed they do. Cheers!!

The Ferryman said...

God DAMN I wish I had thought of that Jesus joke...

Schmoop said...

Fab: Yeah me too...I can't take credit for that one. Cheers!!

Deb said...

No wonder I'm a lesbian! I was always so fearful of Peter Cottontail!

It's all making sense now!


You are quite ripped my darling. ;) Too cute for words!

Happy Half Nekked Thursday!

Schmoop said...

Deb: Don't be afraid of Peter!! Y'know, you work out all the time, and yet I am the one with Adonis-Like body.

God truly does love me. Cheers Deb!!

Ken said...

Nothing here for me today!
Button your shirt for Mass Matt,
For the rest you'll need Haz-Matt.

Odat said...

I think I saw it move...;-)

Peace

Schmoop said...

Micky: Are you crazy? This wasn't a religious experience. Haz-Matt...I may use that. Cheers!!

Odat: Are you saying something behind the bunny made his nose twitch? Cheers!!

Special K said...

Dirty and cute all at the same time.

Schmoop said...

Special K: Ha. Thanks for stopping by and Cheers K!!

Jeff B said...

You are ripped, but I guess you knew a fifth of WIR would do that!

Lizza said...

Hahahahahaaaaa at "me so thorny."

Matty, the bunny does keep your blog kid-friendly. :-)

Schmoop said...

Jeff: Some people have 6 Pack Abs...I have one big Rose Keg Ab. Cheers!!

Lizza: Be still my heart, you are here!!! I have missed ya my friend. Hope all is well.

May the Easter Bunny bless you abundantly. If he doesn't, I'd love to. Cheers!!

Ed & Jeanne said...

Hope that's not a floppy-eared bunny...

Schmoop said...

VE: It all depends on how much "he" drinks. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Silly Wabbit!

Was that the outfit for Easter Services or Easter Servicing? I'll be on my knees either way!

Schmoop said...

Metal: Ha. Very Good Dear, and more than a bit arousing. Cheers!!

Raven said...

Just stay out of the garden...you don't want Farmer McGregor getting a piece of that!

Polt said...

You're wearing the bunny to church? Wow, that's a pretty liberal congragation!

HAPPY HNT!

White Light said...

Lol ! me so thorny ... I will forever be unable to keep a straight face when I go to Holy Week services now....

happy HNT!

katherine. said...

sing along with me....

"here cums peter cottontail
hoppin' down the bunny trail
hippitty hoppitty
easter's on it's way...."


(I also flashed on "pat the bunny")

Schmoop said...

Raven: I've always heard nasty, perverted stories about him. Cheers!!

Polt: Well, since I am my own congregation, I'll just be grossing myself out. HHNT, thanks fo rstopping, and Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Lucia: As you would find out tomorrow, Holy Week, especially Good Friday is a day to laugh. Thanks for stopping, and Cheers!!

Kat: Mmmmmm. What exactly did you flash. Hmmm? Because I have a nice vision goin' on in my head right now. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

I'll never look at the bunny quite the same way!
HHNT!

Unknown said...

Not nearly as frightening as I feared, the tie really brings the whole ensemble together ;)

Me So Thorny, a new gospel we must learn?

Schmoop said...

Naughty: I hope you mean that in a good way. HHNT to you and Cheers!!

Mama: Nah. Just stop by tomorrow and get a lesson about what really happened on Good Friday. Cheers!!

Biscuit said...

I'm liking the dress code at your church :)

Biscuit...a little more so

Schmoop said...

Biscuit: I do too. You should stop by sometime and "pray" with me. Cheers!!

Leighann said...

Can I dress up as Elmer Fudd and hunt your wabbit??

Schmoop said...

Leighann: Sure, but let me be the one doing the shooting. Again and again...Cheers!!

Bunny said...

"me so thorny" - you are going straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200 - LOL!

I will definitely have to start attending your church . . .

HHNT!

Schmoop said...

Bunny: My bunny lured you in didn't it? I'm not going to Hell until my Good Friday post tomorrow. HHNT and Cheers!!

Jahooni said...

you could have at least given Bugs a carrot to nibble on... ;)~

I am pissed at Tug! But I'll take the sloppy leftovers. Kiss Kiss Kiss SMACK!

Tug said...

Jahooni - You snooze you loose sweetie - MWAH!

Schmoop said...

Jahooni: It's kinda hard for him to nibble on a carrot when it's pressed against the back of his head.

I just love it when you SMACK my cottontail. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Tug: Ha...Holdin' on to me like grim death are ya? Please say that you are. Cheers!!

Sandee said...

I just couldn't kiss the bunny Matt-Man. I tried, but I just couldn't. Bwahahahahahahaha. Have a great day. :)

Schmoop said...

Sandee: Awwww. He's so sad now. Have a good one Sandee. Cheers!!

Jahooni said...

yah i find it hard to nibble on them too while pressed to the back of my head! Really it's the other way around... **giggles**

Tug said...

See those handcuffs? That's me.

Schmoop said...

Jahooni: Other way around? Carrots nibble on you? Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Tug: Oooooo. Arrest me Officer Tug. Cheers!!

Dana said...

Matt-man, don't be teasing me with the thought of more udders ... that just isn't playing fair!

Schmoop said...

Dana: I'm just sayin'. That was one of the six or seven that struck me this week.

Even if it doesn't happen this week, I am sure you have more udders in you. Cheers!!

Tequila Mockingbird said...

after seeing that rabbit, i'm a little thorny too! you know i love me some old menz!!!!!

Schmoop said...

Tequila: Ha. We'll see how old you think 43 is in about 15 years or so. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

And where´s the Easter Elephant? You know... I wanna see the beak =)

Schmoop said...

Sanni: You know damn well if I had one it would be all for you. Cheers Sanni. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Matt my friend you are so gonna burn for the Me So Thorny line.
I'll bring the marshmallows :P

Travis Cody said...

No upsets so far in the tournament. Everything is holding to form with higher seeds taking care of business.

And I've already missed one pick in the first 3 games today. Dangit!

SignGurl said...

I'm sure it's already been said, "Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Down escalator to hell being held for you...please proceed

Real Live Lesbian said...

Oh...I'm hoping to be the one being eaten. However shall I prepare myself? :D

Schmoop said...

Starr: Wait until tomorrow!! Cheers!!

Travis: Yeah everything is going quite predictably. I haven't missed yet. Cheers!!

Bond: Thanks, can I take my water with me? Cheers Vin!!

Real: Welcome Back. I hope your trip went well. Just lie there and be your sexy self. Cheers!!

Durward Discussion said...

My post disappeared. I said that Jeebus was better half nekkid but that was because he had a genius painter and all you had was a camera.

Since meat consumption is in view, stop by for a great brisket recipe.

Schmoop said...

Jamie: Ha..Very Good. Why I oughta. I will be by soon. Cheers!!

Mo and The Purries said...

I think we have different definitions of "damn, I am ripped"...

Dana said...

Matt-man, the udders tickled, but with the number of friggin' (keeping it clean for the young ones) awesome commenters you have, being in the top 50 is good enough for me!

Unknown said...

On the night of desertion and betrayal…

Schmoop said...

Mo: Finally...after nearly two years, you express your true feelings, and break my heart. Cheers!!

Dana: They are awesome, aren't they? And you my friend, are typically the first one everyday. I am glad we have met. Cheers!!

Nick: Screw Peter, Judas, and the Garden of Gesetheme, I want your opinion on my Good Friday post tomorrow. Cheers!!

Unknown said...

I look forward to Good Friday, Matt-Man.

Schmoop said...

Nick: Thanks my good man and have a good evening. Cheers!!

Laura said...

Yep, I'm also going straight to hell for LOL at Me So Thorny! Totally worth it, though.

Can you make your bunny's nose move up and down like a real bunny?

Schmoop said...

Laura: We're all going there. And yes, I can make it move, would you like to see? Cheers Laura!!

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100...YEAH BABY..I LOVE DOING THAT!!

HHNT MATT!!

Cheesy said...

Now ME so thorny!!

Ok my brain is wrapping around the idea that a lesbian is afraid of a little "peter" ~ Imagine that!

Tug said...

Well, I guess my Tug 101 class comment is too late - who wants advanced learning with Tug 102?

Marilyn said...

Well... I really liked the title of the post. Who's Bat-Man to your Robin?

Jahooni said...

is the bunny still up and ready to go find creamy yolks? ;)~

Kittie Kate said...

I'll always kiss the Easter Bunny. How would you like your kisses, Easter Bunny?

Happy HNT!

Schmoop said...

Leelee: Mmmmmmm. Take me over the top baby, take me now. Cheers!!

Cheesy: Ha. I liked that. Cheers Sexy One!!

Tug: Maybe so, but no less appreciated. : ) Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Marilyn: I dunno, but I do look good in crimefighter pantyhose. Cheers!!

Jahooni: Ha...He is now. Cheers!!

KK: Kiss him anywhere, anyhow, and don't stop until his eggs turn color. Cheers!!

Lisa Ryan said...

Can we see the bunny's nose grow?